Best nearby winery with kids?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:FFS leave your kids at home or find a more appropriate child-friendly activity. Have some respect for those who want to enjoy time at a winery without being subjected to other people's children. It is a winery, not Chuck E Cheese.

FFS go to an adult only winery, there are plenty of them, if you don't want to be around kids. You can make choices too and have respect for parents who want to enjoy time at a winery without being subjected to snotty adults.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The mommy wine culture has gotten so bad. Go to a playground with your kids, OP.

I don't even drink and I clicked on this link hoping to find the name of the winery we went to years ago with friends, which had the most awesome playground made of enormous tires. It was in Poolesville, that I recall. Anyone know??

Was thinking it would be fun to go back now that my younger kid is old enough to play on the structures, and the food looked really good. They had food trucks I think. I didn't try the wine so that's not the draw!

Rocklands, probably. Don’t remember the tire thing, but it’s been a while.

It's definitely Rocklands Farm. The big tire thing is at the bottom of the hill.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

Your issue is that you are so poor and your children are so annoying that you have to bring them with you to consume alcohol, not being able to afford a babysitter. I’m so sorry for your situation. Maybe I’ll even buy you a drink.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

+1. When is it ok for a parent to have a glass of wine with kids present? At a BBQ? Yes. At a picnic? Sure. At the beach? OK.

At an outdoor winery/brewery with a vast lawn where they are 10+ feet from the nearest picnic table? How dare you, you selfish parent!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

Your issue is that you are so poor and your children are so annoying that you have to bring them with you to consume alcohol, not being able to afford a babysitter. I’m so sorry for your situation. Maybe I’ll even buy you a drink.

Wow, you sound like Anna Delvey, quite literally.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

Your issue is that you are so poor and your children are so annoying that you have to bring them with you to consume alcohol, not being able to afford a babysitter. I’m so sorry for your situation. Maybe I’ll even buy you a drink.

You sound fun

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

Your issue is that you are so poor and your children are so annoying that you have to bring them with you to consume alcohol, not being able to afford a babysitter. I’m so sorry for your situation. Maybe I’ll even buy you a drink.

LOL - please. My kids *beg* to go to our favorite of these such establishments because they love playing in the outdoor space. We barely see them while we’re there (until they get hungry); we go with family friends, the kids run off and play and the adults hang out and talk. It’s great.

Unlike you, some of us can enjoy a glass of alcohol purely for enjoyment and not to relieve our stress.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

DP - yeah, that’s your issue, PP. Most of us who go to wineries/breweries with our kids aren’t “boozing it up,” so your analogy fails. Go to one of the many adults only establishments.

Your issue is that you are so poor and your children are so annoying that you have to bring them with you to consume alcohol, not being able to afford a babysitter. I’m so sorry for your situation. Maybe I’ll even buy you a drink.

Wow, you sound like Anna Delvey, quite literally.

I’ll send you a postcard the next time I’m in Morocco, toots.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do all the sanctimonious anti-winery people keep their children from restaurants where alcohol is served? I’ve been to a few MD/VA wineries over the years and it’s not like they’re booze feats. They’re typically pretty outdoor locations where people can try some wines as they might over dinner at a restaurant.

I’m not worried about kids being exposed to alcohol. I’m worried about being exposed to kids when I’m trying to have some adult time with my adult beverages. I don’t booze it up on the playground, don’t start playing Red Rover at the winery!

Uh, there are adult only wineries, so just go to one of those. You can make better choices too. Stop infringing on the parents who want to enjoy themselves.

What better choices should I make, pray tell? And are you making those better choices, if you’re going to wineries, same as I am?

To go to an adult only winery if you don't want to be around kids. It's pretty easy. There's a lot of them. I'm sorry you're not bright enough to figure this out. Do you also get mad at kids being present at resorts when you could have booked at an adult only one?

Stop being stupid. Make better choices. Or just live your life being mad at parents with kids if that's easier for you, cause I guarantee for all you're complaining, parents will definitely not stop bringing kids to wineries or breweries. So good luck.

Haha, you’re so easily riled. My god, you spent time to write three paragraphs chiding me! I don’t really give two shits if your kids are at wineries as long as as long as they stay the F out of my way, since I’ll be talking about the knob I slobbed last weekend, and I’m sure you don’t want little Larla to hear about that.

I don’t think any of the parents on this thread would have any qualms with keeping their kids far away from you. So since we’re all in agreement, can you go shove a knob in your mouth and quit rambling about this?