Worst first date stories?

[Anonymous]

We found out we were related.

Luckily, we found this out before any kissing or more happened.

Both of my parents are from huge families. My mom is the youngest of 10 and my dad is the middle of 7 kids.

I'm closer to all of my aunts, uncles, & cousins on my dad's side because he's closer in age to all of his siblings. My mom, on the other hand, is 25 years younger than her oldest sibling and the sibling next closest in age to her was 14 when she was born.

I only knew of my cousins on my mom's side of the family, I didn't really grow up with them. My mom is the only sibling of hers who went to college and moved away from her home state (GA). I'm 40 and the cousin on my mom's side of the family who is closest to my age is 58.

Anyway, I went to Vanderbilt for college and met a guy there in a class. We hit it off and he eventually asked me out. We were discussing where we were from and our families, all the usual first date stuff, and I mentioned my mom's name. He said "Oh, that's too funny because my mom has an aunt named that! How crazy since it's such a unique name." And I agreed because I'd never met another person with my mom's name.

He mentioned that he was going on a trip over fall break to visit his grandpa who'd just gotten released from the hospital after a bad fall from a ladder and I was like "What? That's crazy! My uncle just fell off a ladder and was released from the hospital two days ago. My mom is flying into Nashville before break starts and she and I are driving into Marietta, GA to see him." He kind of made a face and said "My grandpa is moving into a rehab facility in Marietta today."

We both got really quiet after that and I think he was the first one that said something like "uh, what was your mom's maiden name because I'm 99% sure we're related." and I started laughing and said "____ and there's NO way we're not 100% related in some way."

Sure enough, his grandpa was my uncle. His mom was a cousin I'd only met once when I was like 7.

I made a vow after that date to really try to figure out my family tree on my mom's side of the family and avoid dating anyone from GA or TN until I did.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These are hilarious. I have a friend who is in her 50s and she has interesting dating stories. The absolutely best/worst was -

A date was driving her for a dinner date at a fancy restaurant in downtown Bethesda but it seems he needed to go to the bathroom badly. He stopped in front of the restaurant, got out, unzipped his pants and started to pee at the side of the road (close to the car). My friend got down from the other side of the car and made her escape!!

This just tells me he wasn't hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We found out we were related.

Luckily, we found this out before any kissing or more happened.

Both of my parents are from huge families. My mom is the youngest of 10 and my dad is the middle of 7 kids.

I'm closer to all of my aunts, uncles, & cousins on my dad's side because he's closer in age to all of his siblings. My mom, on the other hand, is 25 years younger than her oldest sibling and the sibling next closest in age to her was 14 when she was born.

I only knew of my cousins on my mom's side of the family, I didn't really grow up with them. My mom is the only sibling of hers who went to college and moved away from her home state (GA). I'm 40 and the cousin on my mom's side of the family who is closest to my age is 58.

Anyway, I went to Vanderbilt for college and met a guy there in a class. We hit it off and he eventually asked me out. We were discussing where we were from and our families, all the usual first date stuff, and I mentioned my mom's name. He said "Oh, that's too funny because my mom has an aunt named that! How crazy since it's such a unique name." And I agreed because I'd never met another person with my mom's name.

He mentioned that he was going on a trip over fall break to visit his grandpa who'd just gotten released from the hospital after a bad fall from a ladder and I was like "What? That's crazy! My uncle just fell off a ladder and was released from the hospital two days ago. My mom is flying into Nashville before break starts and she and I are driving into Marietta, GA to see him." He kind of made a face and said "My grandpa is moving into a rehab facility in Marietta today."

We both got really quiet after that and I think he was the first one that said something like "uh, what was your mom's maiden name because I'm 99% sure we're related." and I started laughing and said "____ and there's NO way we're not 100% related in some way."

Sure enough, his grandpa was my uncle. His mom was a cousin I'd only met once when I was like 7.

I made a vow after that date to really try to figure out my family tree on my mom's side of the family and avoid dating anyone from GA or TN until I did.

Ok- you win the brownie!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are hilarious. I have a friend who is in her 50s and she has interesting dating stories. The absolutely best/worst was -

A date was driving her for a dinner date at a fancy restaurant in downtown Bethesda but it seems he needed to go to the bathroom badly. He stopped in front of the restaurant, got out, unzipped his pants and started to pee at the side of the road (close to the car). My friend got down from the other side of the car and made her escape!!

This just tells me he wasn't hot.

Above 50? Surely not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
The very fact that you think the only reason to treat women with courtesy is so you can get laid very much makes you a creepy weirdo. You are not owed sex because you were nice on a date.

The difference is that women actively look for ways to reject men while men look for reasons to say yes. Your attitude confirms you've banged plenty of losers in your sad life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
The very fact that you think the only reason to treat women with courtesy is so you can get laid very much makes you a creepy weirdo. You are not owed sex because you were nice on a date.

The difference is that women actively look for ways to reject men while men look for reasons to say yes. Your attitude confirms you've banged plenty of losers in your sad life.

This could be right and that's why a lot of women get resentful/angry in a relationship if it is not going their way.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

Yeah, okay, dude.

That is a real story: I was 19 and really silly.

Why mention the doc was Arab?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

Yeah, okay, dude.

That is a real story: I was 19 and really silly.

Why mention the doc was Arab?

Because there is a special attitude in Egypt towards women traveling alone. Men literally don't let you walk around without commenting on your various body parts etc. I didn't realize it before my hotel check-in. So I was really scared of the doctor guy dealing with my intimate issue without anyone else in the emergency room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

Yeah, okay, dude.

That is a real story: I was 19 and really silly.

Why mention the doc was Arab?

Because there is a special attitude in Egypt towards women traveling alone. Men literally don't let you walk around without commenting on your various body parts etc. I didn't realize it before my hotel check-in. So I was really scared of the doctor guy dealing with my intimate issue without anyone else in the emergency room.

Oh, it is very scary at that part of the world. You are literally not safe anywhere.