Worst first date stories?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went on a date in my early 20s that was magical! I lived in a DC suburb and he took me all over the city, knew the managers/owners at every restaurant/club, and we got super special treatment at every place we walked into with things like back of the house tours and really nice women who worked there would bring me drinks and show me around, then we'd do it all over again. Repeat, repeat, repeat every 30 minutes all night. There was a quick burst of rain as we exited one place and he carried me across the street to his nice car and spun me around in the middle of the street. Like a movie.

Friends, it took me a few days to figure out that this man was a drug dealer and I had been on his rounds with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, this is funny.

A younger HOT girl(mid 20s) and I started talking. I am good looking and have successful career and she was interested in me. I asked her out for a nice dinner and she picked one of the most expensive restaurants around. She was already there before our meeting time and had ordered a glass of expensive champagne. We sat down after the initial greetings and after that she was on her phone non-stop. Taking pics, posting them on insta, doing snaps,texting, etc. Talking about food and she didn't interacted with me at all. Meanwhile, she had also ordered an expensive bottle($100+) of champagne. I was hungry so I ordered food and she did too. She was of course picking the most expensive items on the menu and bragging about it on insta right away. Everything was rude and offensive. At the end, it was time to pay the bill. Server brought the bill, I paid for mine including tip on the whole check and asked her to pay for her part. She was surprised and said - "you asked me out for dinner". Then I replied - "yes, I did but you didn't come on a date with me. It was your phone you were on date with". I said that and just left.

This takes the cake. LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went on a date in my early 20s that was magical! I lived in a DC suburb and he took me all over the city, knew the managers/owners at every restaurant/club, and we got super special treatment at every place we walked into with things like back of the house tours and really nice women who worked there would bring me drinks and show me around, then we'd do it all over again. Repeat, repeat, repeat every 30 minutes all night. There was a quick burst of rain as we exited one place and he carried me across the street to his nice car and spun me around in the middle of the street. Like a movie.

Friends, it took me a few days to figure out that this man was a drug dealer and I had been on his rounds with him.

This is amazing! 😂

[Anonymous]

My friend went on a first date with a guy and midway through dinner another woman showed up and he said she was there for a threesome. (There had been no mention of sex before the date)

[Anonymous]

There's a bit of a running family joke that my family exists because of dog poo.

My grandpa had two dates scheduled over a weekend in 1952. He was PUMPED about the first one and not so much about the second. He took the first girl out for a walk and to dinner. He thought she was amazing, but one major deal breaker: she smelled horrible. At the end, she asked to see him again and he politely declined and she asked why and he said honestly he had a nice time, but she smelled. She was SO offended and rushed off. He got home and took his shoes off only to find dog poo on the bottom, presumably from their walk. He tried to call and apologize, but her dad said she was upset and not interested in his call.

The next night he took the other girl out and the rest is history- she's now my grandma. We actually celebrated their 88th birthdays last night and and they've been married 68 years. When they argue, my grandpa always jokes "at least you don't smell like sh*t!"

[Anonymous]

The guy reached across the table, poked me in the boob with a fork and laughed like it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. It was bizarre. Then he followed me to my car, stood in front of the door and said he wouldn't move until I kissed him. I told him he could move or I could walk back inside and call the police. He didn't understand why I turned down his request for a 2nd date.

[Anonymous]

I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's a bit of a running family joke that my family exists because of dog poo.

My grandpa had two dates scheduled over a weekend in 1952. He was PUMPED about the first one and not so much about the second. He took the first girl out for a walk and to dinner. He thought she was amazing, but one major deal breaker: she smelled horrible. At the end, she asked to see him again and he politely declined and she asked why and he said honestly he had a nice time, but she smelled. She was SO offended and rushed off. He got home and took his shoes off only to find dog poo on the bottom, presumably from their walk. He tried to call and apologize, but her dad said she was upset and not interested in his call.

The next night he took the other girl out and the rest is history- she's now my grandma. We actually celebrated their 88th birthdays last night and and they've been married 68 years. When they argue, my grandpa always jokes "at least you don't smell like sh*t!"

This is such a sweet story!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went on a date in my early 20s that was magical! I lived in a DC suburb and he took me all over the city, knew the managers/owners at every restaurant/club, and we got super special treatment at every place we walked into with things like back of the house tours and really nice women who worked there would bring me drinks and show me around, then we'd do it all over again. Repeat, repeat, repeat every 30 minutes all night. There was a quick burst of rain as we exited one place and he carried me across the street to his nice car and spun me around in the middle of the street. Like a movie.

Friends, it took me a few days to figure out that this man was a drug dealer and I had been on his rounds with him.

This is amazing! 😂

Was it Stringer Bell?

[Anonymous]

My husband and I had a bit of a disastrous first date but we are still together. He was poorly dressed, rude, ill-mannered, sarcastic, defensive, and left me paying the bill for dinner and drinks and I had to give him a ride home. He did make up for it on the second date though!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

Yeah, okay, dude.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was a virgin and badly wanted to get rid of virginity on my vacation to Egypt with a really good looking German guy I met at the hotel. We went on a guided tour together, he was taking me for dinners, we had kissed and I was ready and excited. Then I got my periods and what a disappointment: my Tampax got stuck inside! I couldn't take it out no matter how hard I pulled.

I went to the hotel emergency room to seek help: it was a really scary looking huge Arab guy. I was so scared of letting him do it that I asked instead if he could come to my room and asked my German date I trusted to wait in the bathroom while the doctor is helping me. It worked out well and the tampon was successfully extracted. The doctor said he had several virgins seeking help with the same issue.

Unfortunately the handsome German ghosted me after finding out I was a virgin, I still regret it didn't happen with him.

Yeah, okay, dude.

That is a real story: I was 19 and really silly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I had a bit of a disastrous first date but we are still together. He was poorly dressed, rude, ill-mannered, sarcastic, defensive, and left me paying the bill for dinner and drinks and I had to give him a ride home. He did make up for it on the second date though!

Surprised he even got a second date. Why did you agree to it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I had a bit of a disastrous first date but we are still together. He was poorly dressed, rude, ill-mannered, sarcastic, defensive, and left me paying the bill for dinner and drinks and I had to give him a ride home. He did make up for it on the second date though!

Surprised he even got a second date. Why did you agree to it?

Because he kept calling and finally I said I didn’t think the first date went well and he seemed genuinely surprised and flummoxed and sincerely apologetic. He said he’d make it up to me on the second date, and he did. He picked the place, paid, and was really nice. I think he was inexperienced with dating- I actually think that was the first official date he ever went on. He never went on dates with past girlfriends, they just hung out.

Tbh, a lot of the relationship troubles we have had was spelled out in that first date. He makes up for it in other ways, and he’s also learned over time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went on a date in my early 20s that was magical! I lived in a DC suburb and he took me all over the city, knew the managers/owners at every restaurant/club, and we got super special treatment at every place we walked into with things like back of the house tours and really nice women who worked there would bring me drinks and show me around, then we'd do it all over again. Repeat, repeat, repeat every 30 minutes all night. There was a quick burst of rain as we exited one place and he carried me across the street to his nice car and spun me around in the middle of the street. Like a movie.

Friends, it took me a few days to figure out that this man was a drug dealer and I had been on his rounds with him.

This is amazing! 😂

Was it Stringer Bell?