What is going on with Madonna's face?

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Anonymous wrote:Fillers. Just say no, people.

Botox? Ok fine. Fillers? No way, and friends don't let friends do fillers.

Is this why older rich people (basically everyone on TV, from actors to most politicians) look so smooth and shiny and weird these days? Or is it face lifts, or something else? As someone who has no knowledge of cosmetic procedures I don’t know where it comes from, but I find it so weird and I’m curious. It’s like everyone is sliding into an uncanny-valley version of themselves, and once I started noticing it’s all I see. I feel like the kid from The Emperor’s New Clothes.

They will insist (and do, over on the Beauty forum) that they get so many compliments and look totally natural. I do think the one-two punch of botox and fillers is what makes people look uncanny valley.

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Anonymous wrote:What's going on? This is her 3rd face and neck plastic surgery (first one being performed when she was 35), with a full vertical restore. Her hairline is weirdly high from all the vertical pulling.
Cheek implants. And the rest is what other mortals do.

Not being snarky. How do you know this? If it is indeed fact.

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Anonymous wrote:She's just trying to stay relevant. You know the answers to your questions already. This is not an inspiring thread.

Not trying to be inspiring. I'm being literal. What has she had done, what is that whatever that is? How is it accomplished & who is doing it?

Well you're certainly succeeding, in both not trying and not being inspiring - so big round of applause for you.

You sound like you need a purpose in life besides hanging around anonymous message boards waiting for the chance to act like the ugly mean girl in the lunch room.

Because OP's opening post is so kind and philanthropic. Yeah. Sure.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What's going on? This is her 3rd face and neck plastic surgery (first one being performed when she was 35), with a full vertical restore. Her hairline is weirdly high from all the vertical pulling.
Cheek implants. And the rest is what other mortals do.

Not being snarky. How do you know this? If it is indeed fact.

It would be a fact only if there was a confirmation from either her or her surgeon. In the meantime I watch Lorry Hill and some other in-depth expert videos.

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Anonymous wrote:Here she is on Fallon last October. The real cringe starts at 1:40.

Make it stop

I tried to watch this but only made it to just past the point where she flashed her buttocks. This is a woman who could be a grandmother. Yes, we can do whatever we want at any age, but that doesn't mean we should.

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Anonymous wrote:It's like her entire face, not just certain areas got puffed up.

+1 She and Ashley Judd both have that puffy appearance

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Anonymous wrote:Sheryl crow is much more beautiful. At 60, she hasn’t had any surgery or Botox. She and Stevie Nicks are much better looking into their 60s and 70s than Madonna.

I think Sheryl looks great, but it looks like she gets botox.

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Anonymous wrote:It's like her entire face, not just certain areas got puffed up.

+1 She and Ashley Judd both have that puffy appearance

Very puffy. Madonna seems to have gained weight in a lot of places. She used to be practically all tendons. She's much rounder now, which is nice because her figure is lovely, but she doesn't seem to know how to dress her new shape in a way that is funky and alluring. You can have an artsy, funky look as an older woman but do it in a contemporary way. Her sense of what constitutes edgy and artsy is stuck in 1984.

[Anonymous]

yes, she gained a lot of weight, i am surprised nobody mentioned it. if she dressed and behaved appropriately I think people would not dislike her face so much. in real life she is still quite recognizable.

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Anonymous wrote:It's like her entire face, not just certain areas got puffed up.

+1 She and Ashley Judd both have that puffy appearance

Ashley's is from heavy doses of steroids.

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Anonymous wrote:Any pictures of said face?

Once you reach a certain age, well under 60, you should stop wearing sheer clothing. Perhaps here she’s trying to show off her boobs in an effort to distract from her face!

Her body always looks like it belongs with a different head.

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Anonymous wrote:Those pics are with filters. Google paparazzi pics of her, even stranger.

Here she is with her 25 year old boyfriend:

They just recently broke up. 💔

She actually looks pretty good here imo

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's like her entire face, not just certain areas got puffed up.

+1 She and Ashley Judd both have that puffy appearance

Ashley's is from heavy doses of steroids.

+1
She’s been pretty out with the fact that she has health problems.

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Madonna is dead.

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Anonymous wrote:Any pictures of said face?

omg

this is unbelievable…moving into jocelyn wildenstein territory