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Anonymous
yuck? Seriously?!?! Every single post is funny and so true. My 4 yr old ds was teaching my dd to pee standing up over the toilet. Both were very proud. 
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Anonymous
| When he was 2.5, my DS, who was holding a teddy bear at the time, walked in while I was getting dressed, pointed at my lady parts, and asked if that's where I kept my stuffed animals. |
Anonymous
I hope you only have DDs...or better yet, no children to raise at all. |
Anonymous
| There is a poster in the Off Topic forum that is accusing us of being a bunch of pedophiles. I think she's responsible for the yucky penis post above. No way she has a little boy. If she does, I pitty him, she's going to totally f him up. |
Anonymous
| Mom of 3 boys here (9, 12 and 15) and not a day goes by that I am not saying to someone "get your hand out of your pants". It has become one of those things like I have eyes in the back of my head and I just say it knowing someone has their hands in their pants. |
Anonymous
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I have had calls from the school nurse wanting to know if he has a rash 'down there" and the guidance counselor thinking perhaps we needed to look into any potential molestation incidents.
My DS is 4 y/o and he has a penchant for "playing with his pee pee" (his words). We have had the good touch/bad touch conversation, and I have explained that it is not a good idea outside of the house. I am trying not to make a big deal about it in case it becomes more appealing as an attention getter. |
Anonymous
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I was an AP for 2 lill boys... what an experience!
#1 was 4yo and one day while pooping he yelled my name from the bathroom. I ran thinking he was hurt but all I saw was him sitting on the toilet pointing down there and terrified with the fact his weewee was hard and "huge" (his own words lol) #2 had just turned 2 and got a very bad rash from a yeast infection. we had to change diapers very often and put some medicated ointment all over all the time. He had delayed speech so we did a lot of signing with him. I noticed that by day 2 he was laughing in a different way during diaper change and on day 3 of the treatment for the yeast as I'm trying to close his diaper he says "no no" and signs MORE with a naughty face. I still laugh at it today yrs later. Can't wait for my own lill man 
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Anonymous
| My girl has discovered her "girlness" and loves to touch it! |
Anonymous
| This is the funniest DCUM thread EVER. Absolutely hilarious. |
Anonymous
I say that on a regular basis to my 42 yo husband! I guess some things never change! |
Anonymous
| I walked in to DS's (4 yr old) room last night to make sure he was covered up, etc, for the night. He was asleep on his back, legs akimbo, with both hands tucked into the front of his pants holding onto his "package" for dear life, sleeping soundling. Hee. Wonder if thought someone was going to sneak in and steal his penis in the middle of hte night? But he was sleeping (and smiling happily) peacecfully. |
Anonymous
Y'all are making me (a) laugh my ass off and (b) really glad I have a girl. That said, I have to keep reminding her not to touch her girl parts while I'm changing her. Not 'cause i think it's wrong, but because I'd have to remember to wash her hands and I've got enough things to remember in the morning when we're getting ready. 
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