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Anonymous
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LOL totally normal.
However, I'm sad to say that it will never end. He will play with his penis in a myriad of ways until the day he dies. Thankfully, he will learn to do it in a more private space (barring locker rooms etc when he'll tuck it back between his legs and say to his friend "Look dude....I have a mangina!". |
Anonymous
Now THIS is hilarious. |
Anonymous
| My late 20s bf still sleeps at night with his hands down his pants holding it. I don't think they ever grow out of it! |
Anonymous
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Oh, how nice it is to know I'm not alone. My 4.5 y/o told me the other day "Mommy, my penis gets long sometimes..."
My 1.9 y/o humps everything in sight....DH calls it "hugging", as in "awww, he's hugging the pillow...the toy....his brother....my leg............" |
Anonymous
so relieved I have a daughter 
awesome thread! |
Anonymous
Well, don't be, your day may come. My best friend's daughter has been using her vadge as a pocket since she was about 2.5, and she's constantly "discovering" herself. |
Anonymous
| BHAHAHAHA amazing a pocket! Like she hides cheerios or goldfish in there for later? |
Anonymous
*lmao* awesome -- this is what I have to look forward to. Oh, she'll do it, I'm sure. She's already thrilled whenever she's nekkid or just in a diaper and she's not even 4 months. And she giggles like mad when I blow on her diaper area after a changing to dry her leg fat creases. Pervy baby
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Anonymous
What I tell my DS is that women have a special place in their tummy where babies can grow. I figure that's much more appealing than a vagina, which in a toddler's eyes is a rotton consolation prize. |
Anonymous
Oh, any old thing she finds laying around that will fit in there usually makes it in there sooner or later. I always tell my friend to get the child a purse, FCOL!  The kid doesn't literally walk around with stuff in her vadge....uhhh that I know of, but if she's not running somewhere or if she's watching tv etc, chances are that her vadge is being utilized in one way or another. Let me just say that I'm afraid to touch any Barbie items or My Little Pony stuff at her house bc I can only imagine where it's been  . It drives my friend *crazy*. She's Catholic and doesn't want her DD to be raised with the sexual hang ups that she had so she does her best not to freak out, but the kid is an exhibitionist and really pushes my friend to her limits.
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Anonymous
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Once when my 2yo DS was getting changed by my mother he pointed to his penis and said, "This is a penis, not a tail."
DS is constantly touching his penis and sleeps holding it. He loves to show the world when he gets an erection. He always verifies with me when he meets new people if they are a boy or a girl. He needs this information so he can then tell them and other people that he/she has a penis/vagina. So helpful! |
Anonymous
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Typical conversation in our household:
Mom: "Sweetie, what are you doing?" 4-year-old: "I'm touching my penis. I like to make it big." Yikes. Not wanting to repeat mistakes of previous generations that often fostered shame in our biology, I've tried really hard not to get too worked up or "correct" beyond explaining that those are his called his privates because he should do those sorts of things in private. But gosh it's funny. Are we headed for therapy? I'll tell you in restrospect in 15 years. |
Anonymous
| My 2yo daughter pretends to push her 'penis' down when she sits on the potty, even after I've explained only boys need to do that and she doesn't have a penis. Must have seen it at daycare. Cracks me up. |
Anonymous
| I opened this not knowing it would be all about penises....yuck!!! |
Anonymous
What are you, an 8 year old girl? |