The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara & co hit the road with the saddest production of Grease ever:

I’ve got chillllz, they’re multiplyin’
And I’m losing control!
Cuz the power, they’re supplyin’
It’s terrifying!

[Anonymous]

Hi, I’m Kim. I’m wearing a dress from the honey boo boo pageant mom collection:

My turn ons include screaming in empty rooms, sharing d*ck pix, and dating chinless men.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^Brava, Ivanka! I love her outfit, FINALLY!

+1. She’s tall, in super high heels. She needs higher chair. If she straightens her legs, her knees would go above her head. She’s sitting like she can on this chair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara & co hit the road with the saddest production of Grease ever:

Lara’s lips scare me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi, I’m Kim. I’m wearing a dress from the honey boo boo pageant mom collection:

My turn ons include screaming in empty rooms, sharing d*ck pix, and dating chinless men.

And sexually harassing coworkers!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, I’m Kim. I’m wearing a dress from the honey boo boo pageant mom collection:

My turn ons include screaming in empty rooms, sharing d*ck pix, and dating chinless men.

And sexually harassing coworkers!

See #2.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi, I’m Kim. I’m wearing a dress from the honey boo boo pageant mom collection:

My turn ons include screaming in empty rooms, sharing d*ck pix, and dating chinless men.

I assume the strappy shoes are silver but they look like lucite.

[Anonymous]

Hey there. I’m Kayleigh. I’m wearing the I may be working from home but still got the memo for trump women to wear navy today:

I enjoy wearing a crap ton of mascara, lying to the American public, and being a mom—to Donald J. Trump. Only kidding. I’m actually considered a sister wife.

[Anonymous]

Hello, my name’s Ivana. No, not Ivanka even though google autocorrects.

I enjoy hating on immigrants—love the irony, track suits, and clown make up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hello, my name’s Ivana. No, not Ivanka even though google autocorrects.

I enjoy hating on immigrants—love the irony, track suits, and clown make up.

Thanks, PP. I was about to go to bed and now I‘ll have clown nightmares.

[Anonymous]

Kellyanne here. I am a very intelligent woman who will pimp out her brains to the highest bidder:

I like my hair to look like a cheap peroxide dye job—it makes me feel young b/c it’s what I did in high school.

I was the first woman to run a successful presidential election campaign. I don’t feel the slightest bit of guilt that he’s responsible for over 200,000 Americans their lives, ruined my marriage, and given my entire family covid b/c I refused to wear a mask.

[Anonymous]

Hello? Can anyone hear me? It’s Tiffany.

I’m feeling really left out since I disappeared from public view since the rose garden superspreader event. I sent my boyfriend out for Thai food, but he hasn’t come back yet. So it’s just me and my cat...

[Anonymous]

Hi, I’m Candace. I haven’t been discussed yet on this board, but I’m basically female Kanye married to a uber-rich Brit:


I just wanted to introduce myself b/c I’m organizing a superspreader event tomorrow on the WH south lawn. 2,000 people, masks optional as is apparently my sanity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi, I’m Candace. I haven’t been discussed yet on this board, but I’m basically female Kanye married to a uber-rich Brit:


I just wanted to introduce myself b/c I’m organizing a superspreader event tomorrow on the WH south lawn. 2,000 people, masks optional as is apparently my sanity.

She is so terrible, but at least she looks nice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, I’m Candace. I haven’t been discussed yet on this board, but I’m basically female Kanye married to a uber-rich Brit:


I just wanted to introduce myself b/c I’m organizing a superspreader event tomorrow on the WH south lawn. 2,000 people, masks optional as is apparently my sanity.

She is so terrible, but at least she looks nice.

Her pants are way too tight. You can clearly see the outline of her underwear.