All Second Wives are awesome

[Anonymous]

Same goes for affairs. They are younger, way less uglier, far less bitchier, and generally will leave shut up after dinner and sex

[Anonymous]

Third wives get even younger, and usually the first wife is so fugly that she is basically a social leper

[Anonymous]

I'm the second wife, and I am awesome. Mostly because I don't cheat on DH like the first one did. But also because I'm not crazy.

[Anonymous]

Until the second wife realizes why the first wife left… Then I guess the third wife would be better than the second wife. And so on.

[Anonymous]

I'm on my seventh wife, and it gets awesomer each time!

[Anonymous]

I'm the second wife. Can't wait to pass him on to a wonderful third. Where the F*** is she?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the second wife. Can't wait to pass him on to a wonderful third. Where the F*** is she?

LOL!!!!

[Anonymous]

That's because the husband is just a lousy judge of partner. I waited to marry the right wife and for me the first wife is perfect. I didn't make a mistake the first time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm on my seventh wife, and it gets awesomer each time!

Why get married at this point?

[Anonymous]

ALL second wives are "beautiful" because they broke up a family, so you're stuck with him now.

And really, believe what they say about what will be done to you, if they do it with you. Ask any third wife.

ALL first wives are crazy. Until the DH divorces the second wife, who makes ANYONE look sane.

ALL first wives I know are the ones with the money. So don't kid yourself too much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Same goes for affairs. They are younger, way less uglier, far less bitchier, and generally will leave shut up after dinner and sex

All idiots who can't write should go away.

[Anonymous]

I feel dumber after reading this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the second wife. Can't wait to pass him on to a wonderful third. Where the F*** is she?

ZING

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ALL second wives are "beautiful" because they broke up a family, so you're stuck with him now.

And really, believe what they say about what will be done to you, if they do it with you. Ask any third wife.

ALL first wives are crazy. Until the DH divorces the second wife, who makes ANYONE look sane.

ALL first wives I know are the ones with the money. So don't kid yourself too much.

I've seen it up close, with my boss' three wives. The first one was nice, pretty, and pleasant but was his age so she was just pretty for her age. But certainly not crazy. She bore and raised the children, and did it well. He cheated on her with a crazy, but beautiful, second wife. That ended because she's crazy and he's an a-hole. Then he hooked up with third wife, who was pretty at the time, but after she snagged him let herself go and let out her true mean personality. Now he's too old to find anyone else, so he's stuck with her as punishment.
But do what you want! I don't know why any sane woman would marry you.

[Anonymous]

I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.