All Second Wives are awesome

[Anonymous]

Don't forget the man is getting older and uglier too! I am a first and current wife by the way, but I don't know why some of these posters don't seem to see the man getting fatter, balder or hairier, whatever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the second wife, and I am awesome. Mostly because I don't cheat on DH like the first one did. But also because I'm not crazy.

wow

a normal response on this thread . . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the second wife. Can't wait to pass him on to a wonderful third. Where the F*** is she?

LOL!!!!

[Anonymous]

I am a first wife. My ex just got engaged to future #2. I can't wait to break out the popcorn and watch his world fall apart again. He's a cheater...

The weird this is that I do wish him well.

[Anonymous]

1st marriages 41% divorce rate.
2nd marriages 60% divorce rate.
3rd marriages 73% divorce rate.

Hot enough and smart enough to be a first wife.

Who wants to get somebody's sloppy seconds?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the second wife, and I am awesome. Mostly because I don't cheat on DH like the first one did. But also because I'm not crazy.

True but you got sloppy seconds. And baggage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.

God forbid something happens to your libido, you will be gone too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1st marriages 41% divorce rate.
2nd marriages 60% divorce rate.
3rd marriages 73% divorce rate.

Hot enough and smart enough to be a first wife.

Who wants to get somebody's sloppy seconds?

I think it's telling how much more subsequent marriages are to fail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.

God forbid something happens to your libido, you will be gone too.

Give her some time...ha! Everyone f@cks like rabbits at the start of a relationship.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget the man is getting older and uglier too! I am a first and current wife by the way, but I don't know why some of these posters don't seem to see the man getting fatter, balder or hairier, whatever.

Because he's getting richer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.

God forbid something happens to your libido, you will be gone too.

Give her some time...ha! Everyone f@cks like rabbits at the start of a relationship.

Joke is on her if she thinks the first wife didn't f@ck like a rabbit too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.

Wow, can't believe you fell for this stupid sh*t. Yes, his first wife was frigid and her knees were glued together! Good thing you came along, wet and legs wide open. Why do women always fall for this stupidity? He's probably not even half as good looking as he was when the first wife snagged but yet you think you have found such prize in one another.

[Anonymous]

Np
The first wife was perfect. Always put out, never nagged him, Was not crazy and he cheated. ALWAYS.

That about right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a second wife. I am older than I was during my first marriage. I am about 14 months younger than DH's ex. He and my ex have birthdays a month apart. I am a lot less willing to let him run the show. I do like having sex with him, which she apparently did not, though it was not the main reason they divorced.

Wow, can't believe you fell for this stupid sh*t. Yes, his first wife was frigid and her knees were glued together! Good thing you came along, wet and legs wide open. Why do women always fall for this stupidity? He's probably not even half as good looking as he was when the first wife snagged but yet you think you have found such prize in one another.

All women are morons?

[Anonymous]

Sure they are. 2nd wives are kind hearted idiots. They sleep with ugly men for no monetary gain.

First wife got to sleep with this hunk and walked away with 50 million in her divorce.




Second wife got to sleep with this old senile man and also signed a pre-nup and got beaten up by her husband