The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

He wore them for the flight and was pictured both immediately before and after the flight. No doubt he will change before any actual meetings. Don't you fret.

Other people are in uniform. This IS a meeting.

They are simply greeting him on the tarmac. There are no policy discussions going on. You just sound absolutely ridiculous.

It’s a terrible first impression. Sloppy and disrespectful American official wearing jeans who has no understanding or respect for their culture but intends to try to have some influence over Asian people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

He wore them for the flight and was pictured both immediately before and after the flight. No doubt he will change before any actual meetings. Don't you fret.

Other people are in uniform. This IS a meeting.

They are simply greeting him on the tarmac. There are no policy discussions going on. You just sound absolutely ridiculous.

It’s a terrible first impression. Sloppy and disrespectful American official wearing jeans who has no understanding or respect for their culture but intends to try to have some influence over Asian people.

I mean it’s good we’re not burying the lede and they can see what this administration is about right away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

He wore them for the flight and was pictured both immediately before and after the flight. No doubt he will change before any actual meetings. Don't you fret. :roll:

Other people are in uniform. This IS a meeting.

They are simply greeting him on the tarmac. There are no policy discussions going on. You just sound absolutely ridiculous.

It’s a terrible first impression. Sloppy and disrespectful American official wearing jeans who has no understanding or respect for their culture but intends to try to have some influence over Asian people.

Sure. Whatever you say.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

I think he looks handsome. Was he wearing nice loafers or boots with this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

This explains sooooo much!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

He wore them for the flight and was pictured both immediately before and after the flight. No doubt he will change before any actual meetings. Don't you fret.

This is how the Princess of Wales dresses to meet dignitaries immediately on the tarmac after a flight. Come on now... he could have changed in that first class cabin.

What family is greeting her here? I love the young man in his watermelon socks!

They all look fantastic here!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

He wore them for the flight and was pictured both immediately before and after the flight. No doubt he will change before any actual meetings. Don't you fret.

Other people are in uniform. This IS a meeting.

They are simply greeting him on the tarmac. There are no policy discussions going on. You just sound absolutely ridiculous.

A meet and greet is a meeting. Policy does not need to be discussed for a "meeting" to take place. That is not the definition of "meeting."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

This explains sooooo much!!

You are welcome! I take requests.
signed, stifled creative bureaucrat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

This explains sooooo much!!

You are welcome! I take requests.
signed, stifled creative bureaucrat.

Please keep your day job. That was painful to read.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

This explains sooooo much!!

You are welcome! I take requests.
signed, stifled creative bureaucrat.

Please keep your day job. That was painful to read.

And yet you read it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is he (Hesgeth) wearing jeans to meet dignataries in Asia!
https://www.defense.gov/

I think he looks handsome. Was he wearing nice loafers or boots with this?

He looks puffy and bloated in the face. Not a good look.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I like this dress!

i do too. very andor.

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
<Click>
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!"
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
<Click>

>End scene<

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK

This explains sooooo much!!

You are welcome! I take requests.
signed, stifled creative bureaucrat.

Please keep your day job. That was painful to read.

No, that's all right. I will quit my precariously-held federal government job even though my husband was RIF'd already and the job market is terrible. Do what they love, they say! Your comment really showed me the light - haters gonna hate and I just have to go for it. Handing in my resignation today to become a full-time DCUM story writer!

[Anonymous]

We need more Trump fashions! Have they all been out of the spotlight lately?

[Anonymous]

I suppose this won't post and it's old (have all the image posting experts wandered off?) but Brooke Rollins in a gray glen plaid suit with an appliqued red and white stripe down the side of the pants is pretty amazing.



Brooke reminds me of the people in Ann Tyler novels who live in odd households and wear odd clothes.