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I like this dress! [/quote]

i do too. very andor. [/quote]

Don’t we need to talk about this pose? What kind of weirdness is that?[/quote]

"Jared. Hun, stop. Stop. Look at that rock. We need a photo here."
"Oh, sure. I'll just stand next to you with my arms straight down."
"Oh my gosh hun, no. Stop. Just me. Because look. There's a big rock and I want to look artistic. Tell Carla to take the kids away and you take the photo."
"Carla! Keep the kids over there! I have to take Vanky's photo!"
"Mkay. Like this. I'm going to stand behind the rock. Mkay. Now."
&lt;Click&gt; 
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!" 
"JarRED! Stop. That rock is right in front of me. You KNOW I wore these boots today and you just totally blocked them with this rock."
"Sorry, Vanky..."
"Ntsokay. Just stop. Mkay let me try in front of the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
&lt;Click&gt; 
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!" 
"JarRED! You know I wanted to take a photo by this rock. I literally cannot see the rock. Mkay maybe next to the rock. Mkay. Ready. Now."
&lt;Click&gt; 
"Lemme see."
"Looks great!" 
"Ugh. JarRED. It's just not working. I wanted to look artistic, you know? Like I'm explooooring. I'm so adventurous. I'm hiking the dessert in stiletto boots but still stop to admire the modern art, y'know? It's just not working. Call Carla. Let's go. I heard there's a chandelier by the restaurant. Carla has my new silver cut-out dress I'll change into. It'll match SOOOO good. I'll let you stand next to me with your arms down."
"Aw, Vanky, I'm sorry. You look so great. Okay. I know you won't like this idea, but just think about it: what if you stand with one arm like this and just put one boot on the rock?"
&lt;Click&gt;

&gt;End scene&lt;[/quote]

THANK YOU
YOU ROCK[/quote]

This explains sooooo much!! [/quote]

You are welcome! I take requests.
signed, stifled creative bureaucrat.[/quote]

Please keep your day job.  That was painful to read.[/quote]

No, that's all right. I will quit my precariously-held federal government job even though my husband was RIF'd already and the job market is terrible. Do what they love, they say! Your comment really showed me the light - haters gonna hate and I just have to go for it. Handing in my resignation today to become a full-time DCUM story writer![/quote]

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