The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

OK. I'm confused. Everything I'm reading online is indicating the $70K/year fees for hairstyling was for Big Don, not Barbie Daughter. Can anyone add insight?

[Anonymous]

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What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

I’ll tell you what’s happening there. That looks like a drag impersonator of Ivanka. Like “coming to the stage, the President’s favvvvvvvvorite daughter, please welcome ‘Ivankyour Lumps’!!!!!”

I feel like a drag Queen would wear a more snappy outfit than this beige monstrosity. Maybe the white lace crazy town dress?

And thank you to the pp who mentioned Boston Proper. That is 100% Ivanka’s aesthetic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK. I'm confused. Everything I'm reading online is indicating the $70K/year fees for hairstyling was for Big Don, not Barbie Daughter. Can anyone add insight?

Yes. The $70k was for Don. But $95k was for Nepotism Barbie’s hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

I feel like this just breaks the premise of this thread. For so long we have assumed that there is no way Ivanka is getting any help here... and she’s had a stylist all along?!?!

I wouldn’t go that far... they’ve been PAYING someone and calling them a “stylist.”

Probably another grifter family member

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

I’ll tell you what’s happening there. That looks like a drag impersonator of Ivanka. Like “coming to the stage, the President’s favvvvvvvvorite daughter, please welcome ‘Ivankyour Lumps’!!!!!”

I can totally picture this intro - then she sings something from Evita!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

I’ll tell you what’s happening there. That looks like a drag impersonator of Ivanka. Like “coming to the stage, the President’s favvvvvvvvorite daughter, please welcome ‘Ivankyour Lumps’!!!!!”

I feel like a drag Queen would wear a more snappy outfit than this beige monstrosity. Maybe the white lace crazy town dress?

And thank you to the pp who mentioned Boston Proper. That is 100% Ivanka’s aesthetic.

Ms. Lumps would take off the jacket to reveal an open back halter shirt and tear away the slacks to reveal red sparkle booty shorts, obviously. Realness first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

I think she is morphing into her mother, Ivana.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

I feel like this just breaks the premise of this thread. For so long we have assumed that there is no way Ivanka is getting any help here... and she’s had a stylist all along?!?!

I wouldn’t go that far... they’ve been PAYING someone and calling them a “stylist.”

Probably another grifter family member

Also, I believe this was during the Aprentice years, and there has been some talk of Ivanka being better turned out in the past. Agree, though w/a number that high, there must be a kick back somewhere. Needless to say hair is not a valid work expense, because she gets to leave work with the haircut.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

I think she is morphing into her mother, Ivana.

I’m starting to get a Guilfoyle vibe with the long hair. She reminds me of someone, but I can never quite place it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

I think she is morphing into her mother, Ivana.

I’m starting to get a Guilfoyle vibe with the long hair. She reminds me of someone, but I can never quite place it.

Her hair looks awful here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

I think she is morphing into her mother, Ivana.

I’m starting to get a Guilfoyle vibe with the long hair. She reminds me of someone, but I can never quite place it.

Her hair looks awful here.

Okay, I was skimming this, my fave dcum trash thread, and I thought to myself “Those black things look JUST like aliens, how come nobody’s brought that up?”
Then I realized that those are the mikes and not actually part of the beige monstrosity. But was only mildly surprised that she was allowed out of the house with alien silhouettes on her shirt.

[Anonymous]

Of course. <rolling eyes>

Ivanka Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle wear white to presidential debate
https://mol.im/a/8786975

[Anonymous]

OMG, now I can't not see aliens and I thank you.