The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

I can't wait to see his current tax records so we can see how much Ivanka is paying a hair stylist to style her hair every day while she plays government.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh played a waitress as an extra on Jane the Virgin:

Late to the party again but you win girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

Guys, that’s just for hair and makeup. It doesn’t include the amount she pays to look so bad in clothes.

"Hair and makeup" that comes in a syringe, I assume

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This evening the New York Times published a story detailing 20 years of Trump’s tax releases. The story includes this fashion nugget:

“ Mr. Trump has written off as business expenses costs — including fuel and meals — associated with his aircraft, used to shuttle him among his various homes and properties. Likewise the cost of haircuts, including the more than $70,000 paid to style his hair during “The Apprentice.” Together, nine Trump entities have written off at least $95,464 paid to a favorite hair and makeup artist of Ivanka Trump.”

Their hair was not that remarkable... and why are these personal expenses and not associated with the show? Everything's gotta be special.

A piecey wrapped ponytail... simple. And his hair is beyond. I guess you do have to throw a lot of money at that mass. Rat fur is expensive, and then you gotta dye it pee-colored...

Screw you. I was drinking my coffee while reading this thread, and now I need a new keyboard.

And you almost got red wine on mine...(yes it's 4;46 but it's also 2020)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This evening the New York Times published a story detailing 20 years of Trump’s tax releases. The story includes this fashion nugget:

“ Mr. Trump has written off as business expenses costs — including fuel and meals — associated with his aircraft, used to shuttle him among his various homes and properties. Likewise the cost of haircuts, including the more than $70,000 paid to style his hair during “The Apprentice.” Together, nine Trump entities have written off at least $95,464 paid to a favorite hair and makeup artist of Ivanka Trump.”

Their hair was not that remarkable... and why are these personal expenses and not associated with the show? Everything's gotta be special.

A piecey wrapped ponytail... simple. And his hair is beyond. I guess you do have to throw a lot of money at that mass. Rat fur is expensive, and then you gotta dye it pee-colored...

Screw you. I was drinking my coffee while reading this thread, and now I need a new keyboard.

And you almost got red wine on mine...(yes it's 4;46 but it's also 2020)

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

[Anonymous]

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

[Anonymous]

^^^

My best guess. Possible revision rhinoplasty, more botox in the mid face, some sort of eye lift, fillers in the laughs lines and forehead lines above nose.

[Anonymous]

And yes, Ivanka is morphing into Louise Linton, just check out LL's Instagram to see how similar they are looking facially. Though LL has a much slighter physical build.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

I feel like this just breaks the premise of this thread. For so long we have assumed that there is no way Ivanka is getting any help here... and she’s had a stylist all along?!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

I feel like this just breaks the premise of this thread. For so long we have assumed that there is no way Ivanka is getting any help here... and she’s had a stylist all along?!?!

I wouldn’t go that far... they’ve been PAYING someone and calling them a “stylist.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought that this was relevant. She pays how much to look that terrible? This is astonishing.

To look like a sassy grandma...
To look like a pageant toddler...
To look like a Russian stripper...

Apparently close to $100k

She has a stylist!?!? Wow. WHO has her wear such awful outfits?!

I feel like this just breaks the premise of this thread. For so long we have assumed that there is no way Ivanka is getting any help here... and she’s had a stylist all along?!?!

I wouldn’t go that far... they’ve been PAYING someone and calling them a “stylist.”

Ooh good point...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This evening the New York Times published a story detailing 20 years of Trump’s tax releases. The story includes this fashion nugget:

“ Mr. Trump has written off as business expenses costs — including fuel and meals — associated with his aircraft, used to shuttle him among his various homes and properties. Likewise the cost of haircuts, including the more than $70,000 paid to style his hair during “The Apprentice.” Together, nine Trump entities have written off at least $95,464 paid to a favorite hair and makeup artist of Ivanka Trump.”

Their hair was not that remarkable... and why are these personal expenses and not associated with the show? Everything's gotta be special.

A piecey wrapped ponytail... simple. And his hair is beyond. I guess you do have to throw a lot of money at that mass. Rat fur is expensive, and then you gotta dye it pee-colored...

Screw you. I was drinking my coffee while reading this thread, and now I need a new keyboard.

And you almost got red wine on mine...(yes it's 4;46 but it's also 2020)

We all need forum team t-shirts that say this...

yes it's 4:46 but it's also 2020

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This evening the New York Times published a story detailing 20 years of Trump’s tax releases. The story includes this fashion nugget:

“ Mr. Trump has written off as business expenses costs — including fuel and meals — associated with his aircraft, used to shuttle him among his various homes and properties. Likewise the cost of haircuts, including the more than $70,000 paid to style his hair during “The Apprentice.” Together, nine Trump entities have written off at least $95,464 paid to a favorite hair and makeup artist of Ivanka Trump.”

Their hair was not that remarkable... and why are these personal expenses and not associated with the show? Everything's gotta be special.

A piecey wrapped ponytail... simple. And his hair is beyond. I guess you do have to throw a lot of money at that mass. Rat fur is expensive, and then you gotta dye it pee-colored...

Screw you. I was drinking my coffee while reading this thread, and now I need a new keyboard.

And you almost got red wine on mine...(yes it's 4;46 but it's also 2020)

We all need forum team t-shirts that say this...

yes it's 4:46 but it's also 2020

having a terrible morning but 10/10 would wear this shirt

thank you DCUM

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

I’ll tell you what’s happening there. That looks like a drag impersonator of Ivanka. Like “coming to the stage, the President’s favvvvvvvvorite daughter, please welcome ‘Ivankyour Lumps’!!!!!”