Absurd description for house in CCDC

[Anonymous]

Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?

[Anonymous]

I will be curious to see if they get 968 for a house right on military road with no finished basement.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?

say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?

say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.

How do you know that? And I'm glad to give free press. I live in CCDC and want houses to go for as much as possible. Raises my property value.

[Anonymous]

Staged flip. Buyer beware.

[Anonymous]

If the house does not fit, you must acquit!

[Anonymous]

The owners definitely wrote that and probably insisted the agent use it.

[Anonymous]

This is an agent who normally specializes in Hill properties. Wonder what he's doing all the way over there? Anybody know anything about him?

[Anonymous]

This is our former neighbor's house. It sold first weekend it was on the market. They had lived there 8 or 9 years. Its actually a really liavable, nice house

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?

say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.

How do you know that? And I'm glad to give free press. I live in CCDC and want houses to go for as much as possible. Raises my property value.

Its posted toward the bottom of every Redfin listing. you can also see how many people "favorited" your listing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is an agent who normally specializes in Hill properties. Wonder what he's doing all the way over there? Anybody know anything about him?

Yes. All his property listings have ridiculous descriptions like this.

[Anonymous]

Where is the refrigerator? Also, weird appliance choices for a flip.

[Anonymous]

Here is his latest new listing on the Hill:

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/816-G-St-SE-20003/home/9903739

Directions to the house say: The Few, The Proud, Semper Fidelis

[Anonymous]

Is that a glass door to the bathroom (half bath)? I love how they staged the basement.

[Anonymous]

Doesn't look like a flip to me. That range is an expensive french range.