Absurd description for house in CCDC

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here is his latest new listing on the Hill:

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/816-G-St-SE-20003/home/9903739

Directions to the house say: The Few, The Proud, Semper Fidelis

Isn't the house across the street the Marines' barrack?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here is his latest new listing on the Hill:

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/816-G-St-SE-20003/home/9903739

Directions to the house say: The Few, The Proud, Semper Fidelis

"Lump in my throat. Game changer. Conjures cottage, an easy peaceful farmhouse feeling centered in a splintered world. Set-back in balance with its lot stop shopping houses, seek synergy tween work, play and personal lives. You need feeding. Chicken soup for your inner-homebody. Betsy Ross put on her party dress, left pie on the sill, hit the strip chasing men in uniform. See me re steel structure."

LOL

[Anonymous]

It says four bedrooms. Are there really four bedrooms on second level? There needs to be a full disclosure if houses have the fourth bedroom in the attic or basement. My biggest real estate per peeve. And you usually can't tell by the right up.

Oh to have a house in CCDC with four true bedrooms on second floor! It would be a unicorn.

The 1940s stock needs to be methodically torn down and replaced with modern craftsman style homes!

[Anonymous]

It got your attention so it clearly worked. I like the house but the light figures look cheap and they need to paint the attic stains.

[Anonymous]

poorly written and challenging to read

With a moron like that advertising your house, you certainly can't get many bites.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Staged flip. Buyer beware.

It last sold more than nine years ago. That is a damn long time for a flipper to wait for his ROI.

[Anonymous]

http://realestateindc.com/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:poorly written and challenging to read

With a moron like that advertising your house, you certainly can't get many bites.

OH PLEASE!!! We all know that nothing a realtor says or writes about your house actually sells the house. The HOUSE sells the HOUSE. that's it, pure and simple. you cannot honestly believe that a buyer reading that description will not want to see the house because of a few silly, creative, descriptive words? YOU are the moron, and no I am not an agent nor do I even know the house or anyone that lives near there. simply clarifying who the moron is here.

[MommaRN]

Cheesy as all get out, but very nicely staged!

[Anonymous]

A million dollars and no finished basement? No way!

[Anonymous]

Lol I've seen this guys listings when looking at Hill houses. Just had to shake my head and laugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is an agent who normally specializes in Hill properties. Wonder what he's doing all the way over there? Anybody know anything about him?

Yes. All his property listings have ridiculous descriptions like this.

Then I don't think he's serving his clients well. Just my opinion - a former agent.

[Anonymous]

I think his bio states he was a former horse trainer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Doesn't look like a flip to me. That range is an expensive french range.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Doesn't look like a flip to me. That range is an expensive french range.

+1

It's not a flip. The PP who suggested that is full of shit.

And the fourth bedroom is on the top floor.

-agent, with no affiliation to this house or this listing agent.