Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is my favorite new hate read about a blogger influencer I have no access to otherwise!

Ha, same.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread is my favorite new hate read about a blogger influencer I have no access to otherwise!

Ha, same.

Welcome to The Jen Show. Prepare yourself for a lot of sanctimonious posing and barely suppressed desperation. Oh, and tons of promo code grifting.

[Anonymous]

The voting rhetoric- oh my word! "HI, guys! We all need to vote to cancel the toxic masculinity, because all men are evil, except for my sons and Tyler- swoon! Oh, and since so many of you asked about my glam voting look, it's from BC and it only costs $3,567. Use promo code SCHEISTER to save 20%!"

[Anonymous]

Everyone's asking me about my nighttime skin routine that I never do, but want you to all think I do every night but like I said never do as you can see as I awkwardly try to open this little vial as it's the first time I ever toughed it, that is ten separate ointments and oils that are all carefully ground by at risk single indigenous mother in Bolivia all from organic, free trade nuts and seeds! This treatment, and its a TREATMENT YA'LL, is only two monthly payments of $35.99 if you use the promo code JENSAVE$ at SantifySkin.com!"

[Anonymous]

She’s always shilled, but this sudden daily influx reeks a little of desperation. Maybe she was caught off guard that her dish tours aren’t filling up like she thought they would.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everyone's asking me about my nighttime skin routine that I never do, but want you to all think I do every night but like I said never do as you can see as I awkwardly try to open this little vial as it's the first time I ever toughed it, that is ten separate ointments and oils that are all carefully ground by at risk single indigenous mother in Bolivia all from organic, free trade nuts and seeds! This treatment, and its a TREATMENT YA'LL, is only two monthly payments of $35.99 if you use the promo code JENSAVE$ at SantifySkin.com!"

Marry me, PP!

[Anonymous]

Hope Remy knew about the “fam minus Rely” text thread before Jen posted about it. Seems like Rémy would be the type to feel really left out by it.

[Anonymous]

Just picked up an old voicemail from last week offering me 25 off a ticket to the Austin show.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of Jen's friends, what do y'all think of Sarah Bessey? I think she seems quite genuine.

[Anonymous]

That voting text thread is really cringe/performative as if she had it in mind to publicly share while she texted. Adult children don’t need their mom to tell them to vote (and what if they decide to vote differently?)

I say this as someone who likely voted similar to Jen in my own state (not a Texan here).

[Anonymous]

Drew is having a new baby boy!

[Anonymous]

Sarah seems like a genuinely nice person and decent writer, but just never gets around to saying anything of substance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hope Remy knew about the “fam minus Rely” text thread before Jen posted about it. Seems like Rémy would be the type to feel really left out by it.

I feel like she addressed this appropriately. They aren’t leaving her out—they are avoiding international fees. I love the voting post. I hate the Able shilling. I didn’t know about them before Jen and because of her and the sales model, I will never shop with them, even if I do think some of their things are cute. Big nope.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Facebook comments from Saturday say the advertised DJ was absent, the meet and greet was rushed, and the “Q&A” involved no actual questions from the audience but rather just a list they came up with themselves…

Were these fb comments on her page?? I thought everything negative got deleted! Surely these weren't allowed!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Even Walmart has cute clothes, these days.

ngl, in an IG photo from way back, that I may have searched high and low for longer than needed but never found, Jen was with her TX besties and one of the blondes had THE cutest patchwork duster on and it was from Walmart. I am shocked at how nice and flattering the Walmart clothes are nowadays.
Because back in the day, they were unflattering and not well-made.

I tried to watch a clip of her Nashville (my hometown) talk, but it was just not good at all.

Also, Jen-adjacent, did anyone listen to Glennon's recent podcast, where they rambled on about how a guest's husband mistreated their team member, and the guest was cancelled? It was 45 minutes of them patting themselves on the back and Abby sounding like a dumb jock.

I considered starting a thread on that. I think they were inspired by the whole Balthazar and James Corden incident and they were so up their own a's and self-congratulatory. What if their worker is the troublemaker? It's hard to know. It was vague-podcasting and really took them down a notch in my mind. I was a fan of the podcast. Not enough info to know if they were diplomatic or too quick to defend someone who works with them.