Not a bro Dad

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;


People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.


Whoosh!!!

- that is the sound of the reference flying right over your ignorant little head.


If you're attempting to be funny by mangling references you're missing by a mile.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;


People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.


Whoosh!!!

- that is the sound of the reference flying right over your ignorant little head.


+1, it’s telling when people don’t get common pop culture references and then get indignant when you chuckle at them.

What a tool.
Anonymous
I just like the term “bro dad.” Too funny.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;


People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.


Whoosh!!!

- that is the sound of the reference flying right over your ignorant little head.


+1, it’s telling when people don’t get common pop culture references and then get indignant when you chuckle at them.

What a tool.


A tool? Are you a bro dad stuck in the 90s?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm a dad and bro dads make me tired. Just sayin.


Translation: You are low T (testosterone deficient). And beta.


+1000


Do people actually think (and say) this stuff?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why on earth do women marry these misogynistic bro dad types?


Because they are normally athletic, good looking and wealthy.
Anonymous
I just am surprised how many people here are from Orange County. So am I and I never meet anyone in the dmv from there. Bro dads are Alive and well out there!
Anonymous
Board shorts, Yeti tumbler and a Jeep Wrangler. Is this a bro dad?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Board shorts, Yeti tumbler and a Jeep Wrangler. Is this a bro dad?


Depends? YJ/TJ or JK/JL?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why on earth do women marry these misogynistic bro dad types?


Because they are normally athletic, good looking and wealthy.


+ 1
And have a great tan and abs
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Board shorts, Yeti tumbler and a Jeep Wrangler. Is this a bro dad?


Don’t forget the backwards baseball cap.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why on earth do women marry these misogynistic bro dad types?


Because they are normally athletic, good looking and wealthy.


+ 1
And have a great tan and abs


Hahahahaah.

Um no. That might be CrossFit Bro Dads. But most Bro Dads, even in California, have a bit of a paunch. Too much alcohol.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Board shorts, Yeti tumbler and a Jeep Wrangler. Is this a bro dad?


LOL

But in this weather, hot--then rainy. Stay warm.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Board shorts, Yeti tumbler and a Jeep Wrangler. Is this a bro dad?


Don’t forget the backwards baseball cap.


And you can sub the Jeep for a Ford F-250 pickup truck. Usually it’s a late model variety, without a scratch in the bed. Bro Dad would never haul 2 x 4s for fear of using truck for its intended use. Also, truck might have oversized tires, but bro dad is first car in the ditch when it snows a half inch.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why on earth do women marry these misogynistic bro dad types?


Because they are normally athletic, good looking and wealthy.


+ 1
And have a great tan and abs


Hahahahaah.

Um no. That might be CrossFit Bro Dads. But most Bro Dads, even in California, have a bit of a paunch. Too much alcohol.


Then they aren’t real bro dads. Bro dads live at the gym
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