Not a bro Dad

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The bro dads in my neighborhood drive expensive, black, pick-up trucks, grill a lot of meat, talk a lot about bourbon, drink too much and brag about their vacations.

And are obsessed with their kids' sports.

It's called testosterone. Sorry you and your clumsy kids lack it, so you rage out at randoms because even with some professional success you're the same insecure dweeb you were in high school.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure that all of the men complaining here about "bro dads" are just insecure betas who are lashing out.

Most bro dads are dumber than bricks. Nothing to be insecure around, more like they’re annoying to be around since they’re so dumb and shallow.

If you're in the same social orbit of a bro, he's your financial and status peer. Either he's far more successful than you care to admit or maybe you're a deluded loser with delusions of grandeur and you're both proles.

No, not if he’s stupid, immature and working a frat boy “lifestyle job” his daddy set up for him.

Those Bro Dads are everywhere in the country, and are dull and dimwitted. They cannot compete so stay in their insular Bro circle.

And so what if you run into him here and there; he speaks so dull-ly he’s easy to spot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To me a bro dad is a successful business guy who does triathlons and talks about doing triathlons… talks about things like finance, creatine and trips to Europe. Dresses in nice suits for work and full spandex for biking… has or has plans to climb a major mountain with a Sherpa just so he can talk about it and expects perfection from his wife and kids.
Nova is filled with them

Ehh, that’s just a well rounded person.

My cycling peloton down MacArthur has these and most are European men and women. Definite not bro dad vibes- they are overeducated, living far from home, know how to make friends of every type, and are athletic, hard working and well traveled.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure that all of the men complaining here about "bro dads" are just insecure betas who are lashing out.

Most bro dads are dumber than bricks. Nothing to be insecure around, more like they’re annoying to be around since they’re so dumb and shallow.

If you're in the same social orbit of a bro, he's your financial and status peer. Either he's far more successful than you care to admit or maybe you're a deluded loser with delusions of grandeur and you're both proles.

No. Just means his parents bought him a house in bethesda or Chevy chase.

[Anonymous]

Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

What’s a reserved bro dad? Sounds like someone stuck at a frat party who doesn’t want to be there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The bro dads in my neighborhood drive expensive, black, pick-up trucks, grill a lot of meat, talk a lot about bourbon, drink too much and brag about their vacations.

And are obsessed with their kids' sports.

It's called testosterone. Sorry you and your clumsy kids lack it, so you rage out at randoms because even with some professional success you're the same insecure dweeb you were in high school.

Love how you automatically left out all the awesome female athletes and their mothers in your rant.

Telling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

What’s a reserved bro dad? Sounds like someone stuck at a frat party who doesn’t want to be there.

Muscular. Tan. Beard. Tattoo sleeve. Dark t-shirts and 5.11 or Vertx pants and shorts. Oakley sunglasses. Not around for a month at a time.

[Anonymous]

Pfft. Only see that type in Dubai airport and they are Special Forces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

What’s a reserved bro dad? Sounds like someone stuck at a frat party who doesn’t want to be there.

Muscular. Tan. Beard. Tattoo sleeve. Dark t-shirts and 5.11 or Vertx pants and shorts. Oakley sunglasses. Not around for a month at a time.

More than half of them are cosplaying as a military bad a$$.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

What’s a reserved bro dad? Sounds like someone stuck at a frat party who doesn’t want to be there.

Muscular. Tan. Beard. Tattoo sleeve. Dark t-shirts and 5.11 or Vertx pants and shorts. Oakley sunglasses. Not around for a month at a time.

More than half of them are cosplaying as a military bad a$$.

Who become alcoholic tv presenters and well…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be careful around the reserved bro dads. They’re probably contractors for the “Department of Defense.”

What’s a reserved bro dad? Sounds like someone stuck at a frat party who doesn’t want to be there.

Muscular. Tan. Beard. Tattoo sleeve. Dark t-shirts and 5.11 or Vertx pants and shorts. Oakley sunglasses. Not around for a month at a time.

More than half of them are cosplaying as a military bad a$$.

Not in NoVA.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:To me a bro dad is a successful business guy who does triathlons and talks about doing triathlons… talks about things like finance, creatine and trips to Europe. Dresses in nice suits for work and full spandex for biking… has or has plans to climb a major mountain with a Sherpa just so he can talk about it and expects perfection from his wife and kids.
Nova is filled with them

Ehh, that’s just a well rounded person.

My cycling peloton down MacArthur has these and most are European men and women. Definite not bro dad vibes- they are overeducated, living far from home, know how to make friends of every type, and are athletic, hard working and well traveled.

And gay. Closeted too.

[Anonymous]

Have we mentioned all the bro dads who take their kids to breweries?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So many bro dads at my son’s DMV private school. It’s painful.

Nobody in Washington uses "DMV." Where are you actually posting from?

What are you talking about? I've been in DC for over 20 years -- and everyone here uses "DMV."

Same. This idiot posts it every time. I've lived here much longer and it was common.