Not a bro Dad

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

Ewwwwww.

What’s wrong with people?

Why can’t these men be Feminist Dad instead?

Bro Dads can be feminists. The two are not mutually exclusive!

Heck, Bro Dads are out there protecting women's sports from misogyny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I call my son "buddy," and I like beer, play golf, and exercise. I also enjoy a good game of catch, and my grill is my happy place.

But, basically nobody I know in real life would call me a "bro." Among other things, I'm way too likely to talk to them about the latest nerdy book I'm reading. Maybe bro-adjacent?

brojacent! +1 if your parents named you Dax

[Anonymous]

Toxic masculinity.

[Anonymous]

This thread embodies DC-dweeb insecurity at its finest...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a dad and bro dads make me tired. Just sayin.

Translation: You are low T (testosterone deficient). And beta.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread embodies DC-dweeb insecurity at its finest...

Even worse, the bro-ish DC dads are generally not actually bonafide alpha males. They're just slightly more alpha than the wormy dweebs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread embodies DC-dweeb insecurity at its finest...

Even worse, the bro-ish DC dads are generally not actually bonafide alpha males. They're just slightly more alpha than the wormy dweebs.

Yeah, "collared shirt under a puffy vest" bro is like a baby-bro-in-training.

Brooks Brothers Bros are the lowest form of browery out there. Trust-fund bros. Barf

(I say that as a gym bro dad, who brags about much my 14yo DD can backsquat)

[Anonymous]

Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;

I can think of many other types of men I wouldn’t want my sons to grow up to be that are far worse than this innocuous family man. This type is probably not even on the top 10.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;

People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wish the dad who is so enraged by men would work his way up to doing a single pushup every time he gets mad instead of bumping this thread.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha OMG I can’t stop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a dad and bro dads make me tired. Just sayin.

Translation: You are low T (testosterone deficient). And beta.

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;

People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.

DP. But you are clearly missing the reference ...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wish the dad who is so enraged by men would work his way up to doing a single pushup every time he gets mad instead of bumping this thread.

His wife probably is sleeping with a bro dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mommas:

- don’t let your babies grow up to be bro-dads;

People who use the word “momma” have questionable judgment and should probably sot this one out.

Whoosh!!!

- that is the sound of the reference flying right over your ignorant little head.