The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Different shade of green, but Ivanka definitely has a Handmaid's Tale Serena Joy vibe going on.

I don't think so at all.

Serena is perfectly put together and naturally gorgeous. Ivanka is the Serena in the upside down world.

The dress is truly hideous, and the make up comes close from the side view.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

I think she’s lying about her age. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

I think she’s lying about her age. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Because so is so thin plus too much sun

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

I think she’s lying about her age. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Because so is so thin plus too much sun

It can't just be that. I'm 5 years older than Lara, and I think she legit looks 10 years older than I do. Heck, even Ivanka is older than her. She has to be lying about her age...or something else really awful is going on with her health. Or, I guess, being married in the Trump family is so stressful it just really ages you...but even Guilfoyle (14 years her senior) looks younger.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

And she needs extra glue to keep those fake eyelashes stuck in the corner.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka blends with the background today in Wilmington:

The brick wall speaks.

That shirt...with that skirt...I just...can't.

I agree. So many other great choices to make.

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I am here to tell you to look at K McE’s choice of attire in the WH briefing room today. Someone please post a pic...

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Anonymous wrote:The windows and the walls both look incredibly low-rent in her childhood bedroom. And Ivanka’s teen/twenty something face is flatter than a pie dropped from a very high height.

Oh, you mean the windows that look out from the 68th floor of Trump Tower? I hate Ivanka as much as the next person, but come on, you’re reaching. I doubt you grew up in a luxury skyscraper that your father owned.

She didn’t grow up there either, she grew up in Connecticut with Ivana.

Ha! I KNEW some pedant was going to jump on that. Regardless, the point stands. If Ivanka's room in Trump Tower is so ghetto, let's see your room as a young adult, and price out what your room vs her room would cost.

I think the point is how low-rent the room looks DESPITE being in a luxury skyscraper and with plenty of $ for interior decoration.

Yes, this exactly. If you didn't know it was in a luxury skyscraper and that the occupant comes from money, the view is the only thing that stands out as different than any middle class girl's room. It is not a princess room.

+1. The room looks like shit and so do the casements and the walls literally look cheapest builder grade. People who own in that shithole can’t sell and get near what they put in - it’s well documented. To the affronted poster defending Ivskanka’s honor, that’s sweet! One day you too can relieve yourself in a faux-marble pissoir with peeling, gilt handles that don’t thoroughly flush.

n.b.: that shitty room in that shitty apartment is not in fact really on the 68th floor. It’s 10 stories lower. Trump the fraud added 10 stories between the lobby and residences just to make it seem taller. He’s truth-allergic and so is his pudding-faced favorite daughter.

I love you.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

I don't even know where to start with this disaster. Just.....wow.

Her waistline looks like one of pre-menopause woman. Did she just gained a lot of weight?

COVID 15, in denial, with terrible style to start with. Also a hard to fit body with the Daddy Titties.

She needs serious Spanx for this dress.

I love, love, love the hilarious fashion commentary in this thread and I absolutely hate the body-shaming commentary.

She definitely outweighs him.

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Anonymous wrote:Sitting, I thought it was okay, especially for her. Standing. All the usual questions arise.

When your skirt pulls like that it's time to size up.

It’s a shame she ruined it. I love that skirt.

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Anonymous wrote:I am here to tell you to look at K McE’s choice of attire in the WH briefing room today. Someone please post a pic...

Omg. Is it this strappy monstrosity?

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Anonymous wrote:I am here to tell you to look at K McE’s choice of attire in the WH briefing room today. Someone please post a pic...

What fresh hell is this.

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Anonymous wrote:I am here to tell you to look at K McE’s choice of attire in the WH briefing room today. Someone please post a pic...

What fresh hell is this.

maybe she's going right to jazzercise from the briefing?

i think she aged 15 years overnight. (i look older now too than i did six months ago but i'm not on tv so no one knows.)

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka is so beautiful you guys just sound super jealous.

My 10 year old asked me the other day, the "name of Trump's plastic looking daughter". When even a kid can tell you look more Barbie than human, you've gone too far with the enhancements. She thinks Ivanka is pretty, mind you, just not human. She didn't even know about the surgeries.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

I think she’s lying about her age. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Because so is so thin plus too much sun

Yep, she's a runner, and a no doubt a neurotic one at that.