The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:This is my very favorite DCUM thread.

Mine,too, PP, mine, too.

Yes this is so mean spirited I don’t know why it hasn’t been moved to the Politics forum.

I don’t know why every covid, weather disaster, or distance learning thread haven’t been moved to the politics thread. We’re living in a hellscape created in part these walking fashion disasters, so rule the world, your stupid white shoes are going to be made fun of.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

I don't even know where to start with this disaster. Just.....wow.

Her waistline looks like one of pre-menopause woman. Did she just gained a lot of weight?

COVID 15, in denial, with terrible style to start with. Also a hard to fit body with the Daddy Titties.

She needs serious Spanx for this dress.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

I don't even know where to start with this disaster. Just.....wow.

Her waistline looks like one of pre-menopause woman. Did she just gained a lot of weight?

COVID 15, in denial, with terrible style to start with. Also a hard to fit body with the Daddy Titties.

She needs serious Spanx for this dress.

She definitely outweighs him.

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Different shade of green, but Ivanka definitely has a Handmaid's Tale Serena Joy vibe going on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Is it KAC? Is it Lara? They look the same these days.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka's real voice. Conan interview 2009. Talks about her relationship with the Donald, and her udders in this dress! Obscene!

https://youtu.be/vTCxUT38hlA

It's like she got a personality transplant. She's cocky, fills up the room, and just much more...free and real. I mean, that's the real woman. She's kind of badass there. It's scary how much reformatting she's been through. And why? She's so glossed up now it's impossible to see anything real.

I agree with every word of this.

Probably part of it is when she married Jared, she became a Modern Orthodox woman—dressing modestly, behaving modestly, etc.

Did she change her voice around the time she married Jared so her voice wouldn't be deeper than his?

Can someone post a clip of her talking now?

I'm convinced, given their Kennedy obsession, that she rewatched and rewatched that old clip of Jackie giving a tour of the White House décor, where she sounds like she's on tons of Valium. And Ivanky just decided "that must be the classy way to make human sounds" and has attempted to speak like Jackie ever since.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

I don't even know where to start with this disaster. Just.....wow.

She looks so much like her mom in this picture.

This photo should be used as evidence of crimes against fashion, hair care, diplomacy, government ethics and public service.

I almost really like the green dress. It's a little off in every way, unfortunatetly. I love green, but this shade is a little odd (it reminds me of the purse mints my grandmother used to have). I love flowey kind of stuff, but those sleeves are little too Joan Crawford so it looks a little costumey. And it's too tight through the gut (although I will ALWAYS forgive that one, because I am just too sympathetic to the bloating issue and pre-menopausal tummy fat that so many of us struggle with, and I feel like Spanx is a tool of the devil). The hair is so bad. I think this whole look would be so much better with her natural brunette in a collarbone length cut. But at this point, it's like telling Ronald McDonald he would look better as a brunette -- it's a signature look, so it's not going to change.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

A gift from Eric?

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My grandparents had 1960s bathroom tile in that shade of green.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Why are her hands so disgusting? This is a woman who is allegedly only 37.
She has the hands of my 80 year old grandmother.
Ugh, I need hand lotion and SPF immediately.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

Is she pregnant?

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh! Sea foam green and frills—gefilte fish out of water:


And why does her hair form a square? How many children sacrificed their tresses for those extensions?

That’s like a Mother of the Bride dress from small town Midwest circa 1987 and I know this because when my uncle got married, this is the dress my new aunt’s mother wore. Literally, down to the color and the formal weight polyester. But Aunt Carla’s mom’s dress actually fit her and looked appropriate to the venue.

She has been jacking the crap out of her face. These two look like dolls from some hellscape Island of Misfit Toys.

She looks twice his size here.

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a mask? Is it underwear?

Is it KAC? Is it Lara? They look the same these days.

At first glance, I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner

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Ivanka is so beautiful you guys just sound super jealous.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka is so beautiful you guys just sound super jealous.

😂🤣😂