| Because God to believers is more like Dumbledore in a Voldemort world, as opposed to a big puppeteer in the sky. |
What does the devil do, then? |
He entices you through deceit. Ultimately, your free will decides whether to cleave to God or Satan. |
He cleans his hooves with a wire brush. He sharpens his horns with Excalibur. He roasts the souls of men over a roaring fire of bones and eats them with relish. (Hot pickle) He roams the earth looking for sinners and makes deals for their souls, time dependent. He challenges musicians to fiddlin’ contests for a fiddle of gold. He often turns into a black dog and appears at a spot he knows someone will die at soon. |
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Are those the only two choices? |
Yes. |
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OK, which god then? |
The Alpha and Omega. The Creator of the Universe. My God is an awesome God. He reigns. Forever and Ever. |
Which one is that then? |
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A throne of gold, btw. |