I hit a goose and now my neighborhood is at war

[Anonymous]

Karen, the goose thread has slipped to the second page! I won’t be able to, you know, pleasure you unless the two of us can keep indulging our guilty pleasure, animal cruelty porn. Quick, bump the thread!

[Anonymous]

Ooooh, animal cruelty porn! *shivers*

[Anonymous]

Such an enjoyable thread. Hope to hear more how things turned out with the HOA.

[Anonymous]

It’s not animal cruelty. Im not being cruel, I just don’t care. Maybe if somebody ran down a flock of golden retrievers you’d have me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s not animal cruelty. Im not being cruel, I just don’t care. Maybe if somebody ran down a flock of golden retrievers you’d have me

Some of you are definitely getting off on animal cruelty.

Definition of animal cruelty: Hitting a goose because you can’t wait five minutes for it to cross the road, then not bothering to call animal control. Not to mention all the idiots boasting that they want to kill all geese with their cars or AK47s because they think this makes a thread about animal cruelty funnier, or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do y'all understand how this forum works? Every time you post a comment disparaging other posters for posting, or "bumping" the thread, YOU ARE BUMPING THE THREAD. You are keeping it going.

Personally, I love this thread.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Anonymous]

Goose or cat..... keep pushing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Such an enjoyable thread. Hope to hear more how things turned out with the HOA.

This is the best thread in years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do y'all understand how this forum works? Every time you post a comment disparaging other posters for posting, or "bumping" the thread, YOU ARE BUMPING THE THREAD. You are keeping it going.

Personally, I love this thread.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Anonymous]

My advice is to watch Ron White give his opinion about geese and then just tell the neighborhood that you've done them a favor.

[Anonymous]

Omg. You have to hold an investigation / murder mystery dinner party. Put yourself and have a funeral.

[Anonymous]

I’m wondering how OP were tracked down by her license plate. A random Nextdoor poster photographed her car and was able to find out the owner by the license plate? You can do that?

[Anonymous]

This is who you killed... MURDERER!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/uknews/video-2115360/Video-George-goose-meets-girlfriend-Florence-time.html?mwv_rm=rta

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

This is who you killed... MURDERER!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/uknews/video-2115360/Video-George-goose-meets-girlfriend-Florence-time.html?mwv_rm=rta

+1,000. And yet, pp thinks it’s so hilarious to hit an animal and let it die in misery that she keeps bumping this thread. Some people just suck.

[Anonymous]

OMG are we STILL talking about this?