Not a bro Dad

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There comes a time in a dads life when tee shirts should no longer be worn.

So you want them to go shirtless?

[Anonymous]

There are three kinds of dads where I live:
The aforementioned Bro Dad: Ex-frat boys, wearing Phish t-shirts and running pants to pick up their kids from school with a big dog in tow, always trying to get their kids to do things like cold-weather hikes that they are utterly uninterested in, drinks beer and smokes weed in the garage
Hipster Dad: Bearded, wears tight jeans and flannel shirts, not in good shape (either too skinny or chubby), is too cool to talk to the other dads, plays an instrument but refuses to join the bro-dad's Dad Band, drinks whiskey and sneaks cigarettes in the garage
Old Dad: Often confused for a grandpa, is thrilled to be a dad, runs the Scout troop and Little League, is extremely friendly and thinks the Millennial dads are kind of weird, friends everyone on Facebook the day they meet

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There comes a time in a dads life when tee shirts should no longer be worn.

So you want them to go shirtless?

If they're hot enough to get away with it we do!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There comes a time in a dads life when tee shirts should no longer be worn.

So you want them to go shirtless?

If they're hot enough to get away with it we do!

So that’s why you like bro dads. Just be honest.

[Anonymous]

Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

Time to dust off those visors!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

I think we found effeminate loser dad ^^

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a woman and I call my toddler DS Buddy sometimes, along with Nugget, Tiny, Lovebug, Munchkin, Sweetheart, Baby, Bunny, and his actual name and variations thereon, and probably a bunch of other names I'm forgetting. I am definitely not a bro. What's up with the antipathy to buddy, out of curiosity?

Kid will have a nice career managing the Bates Motel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a woman and I call my toddler DS Buddy sometimes, along with Nugget, Tiny, Lovebug, Munchkin, Sweetheart, Baby, Bunny, and his actual name and variations thereon, and probably a bunch of other names I'm forgetting. I am definitely not a bro. What's up with the antipathy to buddy, out of curiosity?

Kid will have a nice career managing the Bates Motel.

[Anonymous]

What about Gym Dad/Sport Dad?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What about Gym Dad/Sport Dad?

Or alcoholic dad? Can I get you a cold one? It’s gotta be 5 o’clock somewhere!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What about Gym Dad/Sport Dad?

Or how about biglaw dad who is always working or closing a deal or traveling for work who has no time for all the things you all describe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

I think we found effeminate loser dad ^^

+ a million

Those guys all sound fun. Involved fathers and decent husbands, and probably overflowing with toxic masculinity, lol. I see why they’re such a threat to the typical DCUM-dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

Ewwwwww.

What’s wrong with people?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Folks, spring is around the corner which means we’re on the brink of BRO DAD SZN!!

Bro Dad is coaching his son’s travel baseball team or yelling at the refs on the sideline of a lax game.

Bro Dad is getting together with his college buddies on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament to drink brewskis and complain about his busted bracket.

Bro Dad is dusting off his golf clubs and is ready to take some business meetings on the back nine.

Spring time is Bro Dad time, prepare for the BroDadissance!!

Ewwwwww.

What’s wrong with people?

Why can’t these men be Feminist Dad instead?