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[quote=Anonymous]There are three kinds of dads where I live: The aforementioned Bro Dad: Ex-frat boys, wearing Phish t-shirts and running pants to pick up their kids from school with a big dog in tow, always trying to get their kids to do things like cold-weather hikes that they are utterly uninterested in, drinks beer and smokes weed in the garage Hipster Dad: Bearded, wears tight jeans and flannel shirts, not in good shape (either too skinny or chubby), is too cool to talk to the other dads, plays an instrument but refuses to join the bro-dad's Dad Band, drinks whiskey and sneaks cigarettes in the garage Old Dad: Often confused for a grandpa, is thrilled to be a dad, runs the Scout troop and Little League, is extremely friendly and thinks the Millennial dads are kind of weird, friends everyone on Facebook the day they meet [/quote]
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