The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

Now larger, she looks more pinhead than ever. This giraffe neck and tiny (yet very round and wide granny apple doll?) face is not a great look.

Every time someone posts a group shot with her in it I am amazed how tiny her head is compared to everyone else's.

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Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

Now larger, she looks more pinhead than ever. This giraffe neck and tiny (yet very round and wide granny apple doll?) face is not a great look.

Every time someone posts a group shot with her in it I am amazed how tiny her head is compared to everyone else's.

I like this outfit and think it is appropriate and professional. Her body is out of proportion though. The implants are too large for her and make her appear top heavy. Being top heavy, very tall, and with thin straight hair all make her head appear even smaller.

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Who wore it better? Ivanka or Nurse Ratched?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

Now larger, she looks more pinhead than ever. This giraffe neck and tiny (yet very round and wide granny apple doll?) face is not a great look.

Every time someone posts a group shot with her in it I am amazed how tiny her head is compared to everyone else's.

I like this outfit and think it is appropriate and professional. Her body is out of proportion though. The implants are too large for her and make her appear top heavy. Being top heavy, very tall, and with thin straight hair all make her head appear even smaller.

Why why why with those shoes?? Pointy, white and not even quite the right shade of white. Ugh.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

Now larger, she looks more pinhead than ever. This giraffe neck and tiny (yet very round and wide granny apple doll?) face is not a great look.

Dressed a hop, skip, and a jump away from Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Ridic. I will never understand how she spends so much to look so, so cheap! Girl, get a stylist FFS and at least look appropriate and fashionable, you have the cash!

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Are we sure she's not pregnant? When you puff up like that and wear that kind of top, you quite often are hiding the early baby swelling.

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Anonymous wrote:Are we sure she's not pregnant? When you puff up like that and wear that kind of top, you quite often are hiding the early baby swelling.

She’s be in her 12th trimester by now... she’s looked pregnant for years.

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Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys my BFF was at the White House today and saw Ivanka. She said “saw Ivanka live and in person. Every other woman in the building was wearing a suit, like me. She was wearing a shiny tea length white bright patterned dress. Odd, really.”

Ooof. Your friend was not wrong. And the nude, clear plastic pleather shoes, back again!

I thought we could use some flashback fun. Would you say this is an interesting blend of stripper shoes, with a combo sassy grandma/pageant toddler dress?

Ah yes. That dress.

A bit of geisha cosplay going on.

I actually really like this dress and the bishop sleeves would have been in style this fall but ... virus so nothing really open. It fits her well, print is a little grandma's couch but not as bad as some of the maxi dresses I have seen for fall.

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Anonymous wrote:Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

Those flaps and split are just odd. Take the pants off, add a cap, and voila! old school sexy nurse costume.

The darts make it nips ahoy.

She’s chubby. Hard to do on her frame so she’s really losing at the only thing she’s accomplished, relative thinness after childbirth.

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Anonymous wrote:Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

Those flaps and split are just odd. Take the pants off, add a cap, and voila! old school sexy nurse costume.

The darts make it nips ahoy.

She’s chubby. Hard to do on her frame so she’s really losing at the only thing she’s accomplished, relative thinness after childbirth.

She’s made a pact with Tiffany.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

Now larger, she looks more pinhead than ever. This giraffe neck and tiny (yet very round and wide granny apple doll?) face is not a great look.

Every time someone posts a group shot with her in it I am amazed how tiny her head is compared to everyone else's.

I like this outfit and think it is appropriate and professional. Her body is out of proportion though. The implants are too large for her and make her appear top heavy. Being top heavy, very tall, and with thin straight hair all make her head appear even smaller.

Why why why with those shoes?? Pointy, white and not even quite the right shade of white. Ugh.

The pointy shoes match the boobs and her head.

[Anonymous]

I cannot stand the Trumps and I will dance in the streets the day DT is voted out. But Ivanka isn’t chubby. She’s just a terrible dresser. She’d look very slim in normal clothes.

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Anonymous wrote:I cannot stand the Trumps and I will dance in the streets the day DT is voted out. But Ivanka isn’t chubby. She’s just a terrible dresser. She’d look very slim in normal clothes.

She has definitely gotten a little thick. She'd still look great if she wore normal clothes - gd help me, I love those Western cosplay outfits of hers. You can see in how she carries herself that she's wearing more weight than she's used to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have nothing whatsoever to contribute to this forum, beyond expressing my gratitude for this thread. Thank you all, for being a ray of sunshine.

I agree completely! I get all excited when I see that there's new content in this thread. Thank you.

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Anonymous wrote:What are those flaps? First pick I thought it was pockets added to the surface (is there a name for that?)--to keep order pads? stethoscope? tips?

But it's not.

I see pics sometimes where she looks slender and bust appears smaller (can she inflate/deflate it?) and there are hip bones, and then things like this which add thickness.

Dunno as pockets maybe, saddle bags?

As is, just some sort of space age peplum, I suppose.

Did we miss this nostril slip pic?

Outfit on model:

She just REALLY loves a peplum. She keep trying to make them happen. I don't even really like that on the model, but it does look totally different because it's more loose/boxy through the torso, and then the model has no hips or thighs so the peplum just drops. On Ivanka, it's all sexy nurse curves, which makes it look ridiculous instead of sort of modern and edgy. Another example of her not dressing for her body. Plus I think a white suit is sort of like the AP version of dressing -- you need to know what works to carry off a white suit. (Pelosi can do it, so can Streisand, and Oprah.) It needs to be perfectly tailored and the fit needs to be perfect, because white is unforgiving and can look tacky so fast. Ivanka really doesn't have the skills for a white suit.