Options for opposing Connecticut Avenue changes?

Anonymous
Statistically, no. Plus I’m in control to evade.

Also you probably regularly sit in urine and filth and don’t know it. Does it look to you like those buses are cleaned?
Anonymous
From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I too enjoy taking a bus in Europe. In DC I don’t because I don’t enjoy sitting in filth and urine while being stared, stabbed and sprayed with billets


Yup, because all of that is absolutely guaranteed to happen to you if you so much as set foot on a bus in D.C.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Statistically, no. Plus I’m in control to evade.

Also you probably regularly sit in urine and filth and don’t know it. Does it look to you like those buses are cleaned?


Oh, I see, you're such a good driver that you obviously would be able to evade bullets being fired randomly near your vehicle, without otherwise injuring yourself crashing as every other car tries to do the same thing. Sweet.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


You know 100+ small and family owned businesses along Connecticut Ave don’t agree, right?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


You know 100+ small and family owned businesses along Connecticut Ave don’t agree, right?


Small and family-owned businesses along Connecticut Avenue don't agree that there are a ton of businesses on 14th Street that are doing great? Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but still: kinda weird.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


Someone hasn't been to 14th St lately. 14th Street was doing great until they messed around with the roads. To be fair the pandemic had a lot to do with that but it is immistakeable how all the places they've experimented with are doing worse than they were before.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


Someone hasn't been to 14th St lately. 14th Street was doing great until they messed around with the roads. To be fair the pandemic had a lot to do with that but it is immistakeable how all the places they've experimented with are doing worse than they were before.


Yes 14th St is the zombie apocalypse! Due to the bike lanes.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


Someone hasn't been to 14th St lately. 14th Street was doing great until they messed around with the roads. To be fair the pandemic had a lot to do with that but it is immistakeable how all the places they've experimented with are doing worse than they were before.


Yes 14th St is the zombie apocalypse! Due to the bike lanes.


Don't be the stereotype. It's this sort of bad faith that turns people off.

Anonymous
There were several shootings and a man did die, so I wouldn’t be quite so lighthearted about it
Anonymous
In fact several died in the last 2 years from being shot on 14th, numerous other wounded.
Anonymous
Obviously not the bike lanes but still in poor taste
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:From the makers of the DC Criminal Code Rewrite, we proudly present our next project: “Connecticut Avenue Bike Lanes.”

Come for the traffic, stay for the business closures.

In all theaters Summer 2025. Rated R for ridiculous.


You know they put protected bike lanes in on 14th Street and there are a ton of businesses there that are doing great, right?


Someone hasn't been to 14th St lately. 14th Street was doing great until they messed around with the roads. To be fair the pandemic had a lot to do with that but it is immistakeable how all the places they've experimented with are doing worse than they were before.


Yes 14th St is the zombie apocalypse! Due to the bike lanes.


Don't be the stereotype. It's this sort of bad faith that turns people off.



ha ha. the stereotype of what? make absurd assertions, get absurd responses.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:There were several shootings and a man did die, so I wouldn’t be quite so lighthearted about it


And you blame this on … bike lanes?
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