RHNY Season 8

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I finally watched the episode and the last 10 minutes made the torture of the first 30 well worth it. Carol crying about a damned cat - get real. Who gives a shit? Bethenny didn't! And the little snippet Carol gave of her cookbook draft was so sad I believe the woman desperately needs a ghost writer. I almost - ALMOST - feel bad that her baby boyfriend's sex-for-fame gambit is not going to pay off. He looks thoroughly remorseful about it.

Anyway, brava, Luann! That was a lovely little take down of the Queen B.

I know. I find the Carole "writer" thing kind of humorous... like she acts like she's Vladimir Nabakov. You wrote one book that was successful mainly because it talked about the death of Kennedys. The second one didnt do well and was basically a Hallmark movie fantasy inconsequential thing.

I dont find the premise of her cookbook compelling at all. Yes, I'm sure serious vegans who are looking for a recipe book are going to want to hear all about the weird social media romance between a 27 year old nobody and his reality star botoxed girlfriend (actually, I think the way I put it sounds a lot more interesting than how Carole phrased it- perhaps I should write it! )

Luanne was great and I love that they have been throwing shade all the past few episodes implying that the guy is gonna dump her and meanwhile Luann is now engaged and the guy really wants to be with her.

Suck on that, Bethenny- who is now ACTUALLY banging a married man.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:LuAnn is utterly cringe worthy. Bethenny acted like an ass in the Berkshires. But Luann is just insufferable. No wonder B snapped. Jesus.

Are you kidding? She is rocking these episodes.

Are you a little sensitive girl who can't handle a powerful older woman?

Luann is gross. Who says something like this about your fiancé and your good friend, "Tom told me that he ‘hooked up' with Sonja, so I think it was a little bit of the wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of story, you know like in and out"? She could have said he said it wasn't serious but she's crass, egocentric, and kind of slutty. She cheated on Jacques. She brings strange guys from another country back to a house. She doesn't care if she hooks up with married men.

Nope. Luann is the coolest cucumber of the all the housewives. She is unflappable. And that is damn impressive.

[Anonymous]

I keep waiting for "Lou" to rip her wig off and reveal that she's actually a man!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I finally watched the episode and the last 10 minutes made the torture of the first 30 well worth it. Carol crying about a damned cat - get real. Who gives a shit? Bethenny didn't! And the little snippet Carol gave of her cookbook draft was so sad I believe the woman desperately needs a ghost writer. I almost - ALMOST - feel bad that her baby boyfriend's sex-for-fame gambit is not going to pay off. He looks thoroughly remorseful about it.

Anyway, brava, Luann! That was a lovely little take down of the Queen B.

Carol was not crying so much about the cat, as she was about the suddenness of it being ripped away from her. Think John Jr. and Caroline...

[Anonymous]

Can't stand Carole. She tries so hard to make it seem like she doesn't try hard. I wish she would dress like an adult, more specifically, like a wealthy, childless Manhattanite, instead of a wannabe hipster.

[Anonymous]

I posted some favorable Luann stuff because I think it's hilarious that she has embarrassed the Countess Crackjacks (tm Richard Lawson). Here is an example (http://gawker.com/5203800/real-housewives-the-most-important-word-in-tennis-is-love). It's funny to watch and you can't hold her (or any of these people) to normal social conventions. I mean, B spent hours trying to explain to Luann that no one likes her because she is the biggest ho bag that ever ho'd. That's bizzaro land.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I finally watched the episode and the last 10 minutes made the torture of the first 30 well worth it. Carol crying about a damned cat - get real. Who gives a shit? Bethenny didn't! And the little snippet Carol gave of her cookbook draft was so sad I believe the woman desperately needs a ghost writer. I almost - ALMOST - feel bad that her baby boyfriend's sex-for-fame gambit is not going to pay off. He looks thoroughly remorseful about it.

Anyway, brava, Luann! That was a lovely little take down of the Queen B.

Carol was not crying so much about the cat, as she was about the suddenness of it being ripped away from her. Think John Jr. and Caroline...

Oh, rightrightrightrightright. The long gone Kennedy connection is the thing that's supposed to make her interesting.

FAIL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can't stand Carole. She tries so hard to make it seem like she doesn't try hard. I wish she would dress like an adult, more specifically, like a wealthy, childless Manhattanite, instead of a wannabe hipster.

Why do you care what she wears? I like her clothes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I posted some favorable Luann stuff because I think it's hilarious that she has embarrassed the Countess Crackjacks (tm Richard Lawson). Here is an example (http://gawker.com/5203800/real-housewives-the-most-important-word-in-tennis-is-love). It's funny to watch and you can't hold her (or any of these people) to normal social conventions. I mean, B spent hours trying to explain to Luann that no one likes her because she is the biggest ho bag that ever ho'd. That's bizzaro land.

I do love that Lu just sits there calmly and lets people scream at her and doesn't fall apart until later. I thought it was kind of cute how excited she was about Tom. The scene with her and Sonja was hysterical--I can't believe S didn't spill the beans!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can't stand Carole. She tries so hard to make it seem like she doesn't try hard. I wish she would dress like an adult, more specifically, like a wealthy, childless Manhattanite, instead of a wannabe hipster.

Why do you care what she wears? I like her clothes.

Because I'm watching her on TV and wish she would dress like a real real housewife!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can't stand Carole. She tries so hard to make it seem like she doesn't try hard. I wish she would dress like an adult, more specifically, like a wealthy, childless Manhattanite, instead of a wannabe hipster.

Why do you care what she wears? I like her clothes.

Because I'm watching her on TV and wish she would dress like a real real housewife!

I agree that her clothes are horrible. Too baggy and sloppy looking most of the time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:LuAnn is utterly cringe worthy. Bethenny acted like an ass in the Berkshires. But Luann is just insufferable. No wonder B snapped. Jesus.

Are you kidding? She is rocking these episodes.

Are you a little sensitive girl who can't handle a powerful older woman?

Luann is gross. Who says something like this about your fiancé and your good friend, "Tom told me that he ‘hooked up' with Sonja, so I think it was a little bit of the wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of story, you know like in and out"? She could have said he said it wasn't serious but she's crass, egocentric, and kind of slutty. She cheated on Jacques. She brings strange guys from another country back to a house. She doesn't care if she hooks up with married men.

Nope. Luann is the coolest cucumber of the all the housewives. She is unflappable. And that is damn impressive.

And I think this is why I've always liked her. So confident and sure of herself. Who else could have taken that verbal assault by two people in the berkshires? None of the others would have made it past five minutes.

[Anonymous]

Bethennys dating a married man? I'm assuming separated right?

[Anonymous]

I no longer like Carol either. Her constant need to act like a teenager is tiring. I don't who she dates (I'm not the Countess!) but referring to herself as a "girl." The word is "woman."

[Anonymous]

I'm definitely rooting for Luann. Bethenny is painful to watch and clearly has too much control over the show and is ruining it. She needs to be taken down a notch. And Carol needs to be fired...snooze.