The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe best Republican hair and makeup. May be most give up on outfit.
Same thing DD wore for her senior yearbook portrait—when the bottom half didn’t matter.

PP who said that it’s the dictator’s birthday - SERIOUSLY you nailed this whole mess.

Here we have dictator’s beloved daughter, child no 1 in his heart, prancing about as only she can, bragging with her clothes that Dear Father’s love for her is secure and she needn’t try. Less loved children nos 2 and 3 must try however they can - smatterings of facial hair, excessive undereye highlighter, what have you, but she needn’t try, and her sad spandex outfit in dire funerary black says so.

Yup. The caption, “hold my beer, I’ve got this.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“ Seriously? She wore that color dress? You KNOW a gay guy was in charge of that. You know it! "Hah, people are going to green screen TF out of this... No, Melania, you look great."

https://twitter.com/iamwhudson/status/1299172292900130822?s=21

Resistance!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

But the tan’s sprayed on. Let’s not go overboard.

It's got to be both. Her skin damage is TERRIBLE for someone her age. Thin looking and speckled, headed towards leather. She's from Florida. I'd put money on her being a beach and tanning bed girl.

Agree. Oompa Loompa coloring comes from a mix of spray tan and sun damage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe best Republican hair and makeup. May be most give up on outfit.
Same thing DD wore for her senior yearbook portrait—when the bottom half didn’t matter.

Ivanka gained the covid 15. These are her fat pants.

Doesn’t this look a bit casual for the role?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is comedy gold; ladies take a bow for entertaining so many

Plus a million!
But maybe it’s not all “ladies” - there must be an occasional witty gay guy on here as well

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Pure gold.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Pure gold.

That made the evening worthwhile and they will be his downfall . King Midas.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

If her intention was to be seen even from outer space then mission accomplished.

[Anonymous]

Dress looked highlighter in any context. Bizarre.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

That color is called "Florida Trash"

Orange Cheeto 45.