The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Maybe best Republican hair and makeup. May be most give up on outfit.
Same thing DD wore for her senior yearbook portrait—when the bottom half didn’t matter.

Ivanka gained the covid 15. These are her fat pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

But the tan’s sprayed on. Let’s not go overboard.

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

OH MY GOD what the hell color is she?

oompa loompa

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

But the tan’s sprayed on. Let’s not go overboard.

It is. And in her limited defense, I think part of this is lighting too. I"m naturally tanned but with certain lighting, I can look extremely tanned or much paler. The lighting looks similar to what makes me look extremely tanned. That said, her fake tan is way too much.

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Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

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Anonymous wrote:This thread is comedy gold; ladies take a bow for entertaining so many

We’re all trying to do our part. The modern (dcum) version of the scrap metal drive, keep up morale. We owe a debt to the op who created an outlet for us to make sense of the dystopian world we entered through the lens of fashion.

Some day, for those that survive the pandemic, we’ll meet at the fashion mishap memorial wall. Do you remember that post? Yes, I assisted by mentioning puritanical and two posters hit it out of the park with colonel sanders and Jesus references.

There’s no crying in baseball or fashion.

That’s me! I’m the Original OP! Honestly, I’ve gotten so many appreciative shout outs on these threads I’m rather humbled. I couldn’t have imagined it would have made this many people happy and that makes me happy too! It is definitely a morale booster for me too thanks to the many hilarious and witty people here.

But I hope that very soon we can conclude this series of threads with photos of the Trump women in orange jumpsuits.

Tom Hanks will play you in the movie!

I was hoping for Geena Davis but it’s 2020 and I’ll take what I can get!

My mistake—geena it is!

[Anonymous]

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Maybe best Republican hair and makeup. May be most give up on outfit.
Same thing DD wore for her senior yearbook portrait—when the bottom half didn’t matter.

PP who said that it’s the dictator’s birthday - SERIOUSLY you nailed this whole mess.

Here we have dictator’s beloved daughter, child no 1 in his heart, prancing about as only she can, bragging with her clothes that Dear Father’s love for her is secure and she needn’t try. Less loved children nos 2 and 3 must try however they can - smatterings of facial hair, excessive undereye highlighter, what have you, but she needn’t try, and her sad spandex outfit in dire funerary black says so.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Girl got a preventative double mastectomy but doesn’t fear sun cancer:

Kayleigh, I’m glad you’re not wearing a dickie, but a mock turtle is not a step up.

But the tan’s sprayed on. Let’s not go overboard.

It's got to be both. Her skin damage is TERRIBLE for someone her age. Thin looking and speckled, headed towards leather. She's from Florida. I'd put money on her being a beach and tanning bed girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe best Republican hair and makeup. May be most give up on outfit.
Same thing DD wore for her senior yearbook portrait—when the bottom half didn’t matter.

PP who said that it’s the dictator’s birthday - SERIOUSLY you nailed this whole mess.

Here we have dictator’s beloved daughter, child no 1 in his heart, prancing about as only she can, bragging with her clothes that Dear Father’s love for her is secure and she needn’t try. Less loved children nos 2 and 3 must try however they can - smatterings of facial hair, excessive undereye highlighter, what have you, but she needn’t try, and her sad spandex outfit in dire funerary black says so.

Is she wearing black jeans??

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Anonymous wrote:Mother sporting severe black and white and looking very puritanical:

Nunsense is habit forming...

She’s one of the few that looks like an actual human woman, and I don’t think the suit is awful given what she’s going for (80s mom at church).

I thought this was Melinda Gates at first.

Why does Mother not have the sorority wave?

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Nearly 90 degree weather and of course Melania is wearing a coat:

Kudos to the set designer. leni riefenstahl would be jealous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mel and Ivanka:

https://twitter.com/DGComedy/status/1299171443905761280?s=20

Hilarious! Like the smile frown she gave to the Donald at the inauguration.

She also looks like she’s had a major tweak of the eye Botox.

[Anonymous]

Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

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“ Seriously? She wore that color dress? You KNOW a gay guy was in charge of that. You know it! "Hah, people are going to green screen TF out of this... No, Melania, you look great."

https://twitter.com/iamwhudson/status/1299172292900130822?s=21

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Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!