Met Gala 2023

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Anonymous wrote:I liked the Karl-lite tributes by Ke Huy Quan and Stephanie Hsu SO MUCH. I like the go-for-it drama of Rihanna and the camellias and Cardi B.

What I hate and will get to hate for the rest of my days are the pathetic labia-peeks of the truly needy attention whores like Janelle Monae - it’s boring and she doesn’t have the body for it, don’t care, don’t care — and the seeking validation of their ED/Ozempic choices of Mindy Kaling and the rest of the “I just make better dietary choices” crew. It’s just dull. You can be fat as hell and fashionable, pregnant and stunning, etc….but you can’t be needy, disingenuous, insecure, and tacky, and too many of these stars ain’t getting it.

1. Janelle Monae has an insane body; you must be blind.
2. You've only seen the second half of the outfit, it was a whole performance reveal with assistants to get down to that.
3. She goes for architectural and interesting over body-flattering 99% of the time.
4. If you can't tell the difference between an art performance on a big stage (JM) and "labia-peeks of truly needy attention whores" like, for instance, Kendall Jenner, then that's on you.

1-4. Try again, love. I know her history and with age, she’s decided it’s time to flap around as some Kardashian, shallow form of “empowerment” and she looks a mess. Most of my friends would look better in that final “reveal.” Her proportions suck as a squat little fireplug, and she can’t carry this off. Perhaps she at least can return to dressing well - hope springs eternal!

Wow you sound incredibly hateful.

Janelle Monae is living rent-free in PP’s head, for sure

Lol. Yasss queens, we love a vulva exposure in the name of fashion!

Her body isn’t great. She’s a short squat little stump and the platforms don’t change it. Kisses!

Case in point, lol. You responded within moments 😬

Yes - because I’m online and reading the thread, like you. The fundamental point as ever washes over you like the billions of other things you don’t get. When a performer acts like a Kardashian and threatens a lip slip to all observers, she’s no better than them.

Terminally, it would seem. I’m guessing you spend a large portion of your day-to-day life thinking about celebrities.

No, but I know I’ve posted and read less of this thread than you, and bless you, your time haunting this thread is not public service. Get a grip, honey.

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Nicole Kidman, going for extra credit on the assignment, wears the Karl-designed dress she wore 20 years ago.

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Pretty sure the janelle Monae hater is a jealous tall woman based on the comments about her height.

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Anonymous wrote:Pretty sure the janelle Monae hater is a jealous tall woman based on the comments about her height.

I just figured she was someone’s grandma who got lost on the internet and ended up here 🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous wrote:Completely off topic, but I am usually surprised that pro athlete males are so often attracted to skinny small women. You’d think they value athleticisim more than they seem to.

This is his Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany Mahoney literally three months after giving birth:

Yeah turns out that "athleticism" is not a function of how big your body is, but how hard you work on it. Both Patrick and Brittany Mahomes are very athletic, and yet one of them is tall and broad and likely weights a lot and the other is small and thin and probably doesn't weigh very much.

Also, I think Brittany looks cute at the Met Gala. It is not her job as an athlete's date to come out in some exotic get up like she's Gigi Hadid or Florence Pugh. She's not a model, she's not an actor promoting a career, she's a date. Bill Nighy came with Anna Wintour, the woman who organized the entire event and even picked many of the outfits people wore, and he just wore a suit, not a giant cat costume or a 5 foot hat or an embroidered cape or something. It's okay for Brittany to just wear a pretty dress and have her hair and make up done. They were in black and white, it's fine.

I agree. I actually think it would have been weird if she showed up in something costume-like. Plus she IS wearing Hugo Boss Couture (in no way shabby.)

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Anonymous wrote:I was not a fan of Brittany Mahomes dress- so boring! I'm pretty sure my best friend wore that to prom in 1997.

She was going for the Angelina Jolie leg thing

I'm sorry but she looks an idiot and his pants are too big.

Yeah, she just missed the memo on how you dress at the Met Gala. That dress wouldn't be out of place at any black-tie wedding or charity gala (except that I guess you wouldn't wear white at a wedding). She looks pretty and it fits her well, but there's nothing fashionable about it

“..Patrick wearing a black Hugo Boss suit with a white shirt, black shades and studded loafers on the red carpet in New York City. Brittany, also 27, celebrated the “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty” theme in a white off-the-shoulder Hugo Boss gown with a silver detailing on the collar. She accessorized with dangling earrings, a bracelet and platform heels, all in silver”.

From: https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/pictures/met-gala-2023-patrick-mahomes-brittany-matthews-make-debut/

And...? Was this supposed to convince us that it's a good outfit?

They are athletes not Hadids. They look great.

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Anonymous wrote:I was not a fan of Brittany Mahomes dress- so boring! I'm pretty sure my best friend wore that to prom in 1997.

Well, Brittany Mahomes is absolute gutter trash. She doesn't belong there.

Everyone in the world was invited this year. I didn't go because I protested and wore pink at home.

Who is Brittany Mahomes?

Wife of NFL QB, Patrick Mahomes. She is trashy.

She is also an athlete and entrepreneur.

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Anonymous wrote:I was not a fan of Brittany Mahomes dress- so boring! I'm pretty sure my best friend wore that to prom in 1997.

Well, Brittany Mahomes is absolute gutter trash. She doesn't belong there.

Everyone in the world was invited this year. I didn't go because I protested and wore pink at home.

Who is Brittany Mahomes?

Wife of NFL QB, Patrick Mahomes. She is trashy.

Why do people think this?

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Anonymous wrote:Completely off topic, but I am usually surprised that pro athlete males are so often attracted to skinny small women. You’d think they value athleticisim more than they seem to.

This is his Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany Mahoney literally three months after giving birth:

Looks like Brittany found DCUrban moms.

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Anonymous wrote:Ms. Flo., Florence Pugh, steals the show.

She really went for it - shaving her head for one appearance, and it takes 8 pages to get a mention on here.

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Anonymous wrote:Ms. Flo., Florence Pugh, steals the show.

She really went for it - shaving her head for one appearance, and it takes 8 pages to get a mention on here.

She’s awesome. Love her reaction to Monae at the after party

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Anonymous wrote:Pretty sure the janelle Monae hater is a jealous tall woman based on the comments about her height.

I just figured she was someone’s grandma who got lost on the internet and ended up here 🤷‍♀️

I’m amazed that someone as inoffensive as Janelle Monae would have such a rabid hater. I’m using the singular bc she’s probably the only one who exists.

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Here is a great video montage of the outfits:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CruDw2WAwZP/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Anonymous wrote:I liked the Karl-lite tributes by Ke Huy Quan and Stephanie Hsu SO MUCH. I like the go-for-it drama of Rihanna and the camellias and Cardi B.

What I hate and will get to hate for the rest of my days are the pathetic labia-peeks of the truly needy attention whores like Janelle Monae - it’s boring and she doesn’t have the body for it, don’t care, don’t care — and the seeking validation of their ED/Ozempic choices of Mindy Kaling and the rest of the “I just make better dietary choices” crew. It’s just dull. You can be fat as hell and fashionable, pregnant and stunning, etc….but you can’t be needy, disingenuous, insecure, and tacky, and too many of these stars ain’t getting it.

1. Janelle Monae has an insane body; you must be blind.
2. You've only seen the second half of the outfit, it was a whole performance reveal with assistants to get down to that.
3. She goes for architectural and interesting over body-flattering 99% of the time.
4. If you can't tell the difference between an art performance on a big stage (JM) and "labia-peeks of truly needy attention whores" like, for instance, Kendall Jenner, then that's on you.

1-4. Try again, love. I know her history and with age, she’s decided it’s time to flap around as some Kardashian, shallow form of “empowerment” and she looks a mess. Most of my friends would look better in that final “reveal.” Her proportions suck as a squat little fireplug, and she can’t carry this off. Perhaps she at least can return to dressing well - hope springs eternal!

Wow you sound incredibly hateful.

Janelle Monae is living rent-free in PP’s head, for sure

Lol. Yasss queens, we love a vulva exposure in the name of fashion!

Her body isn’t great. She’s a short squat little stump and the platforms don’t change it. Kisses!

Case in point, lol. You responded within moments 😬

Yes - because I’m online and reading the thread, like you. The fundamental point as ever washes over you like the billions of other things you don’t get. When a performer acts like a Kardashian and threatens a lip slip to all observers, she’s no better than them.

Terminally, it would seem. I’m guessing you spend a large portion of your day-to-day life thinking about celebrities.

No, but I know I’ve posted and read less of this thread than you, and bless you, your time haunting this thread is not public service. Get a grip, honey.

oh my freaking gd get a room you two

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Anonymous wrote:I was not a fan of Brittany Mahomes dress- so boring! I'm pretty sure my best friend wore that to prom in 1997.

Well, Brittany Mahomes is absolute gutter trash. She doesn't belong there.

Everyone in the world was invited this year. I didn't go because I protested and wore pink at home.

Who is Brittany Mahomes?

Apparently the wife of a sportsball person? Haven’t gotten an answer as to why she’s objectionable though.

Apparently the wife of a sportsball person? Haven’t gotten an answer as to why she’s objectionable though.

She went under fire for buying a Chanel Gift for 2-Year-Old Daughter. “Brittany and Patrick came under fire on social media after they bought their 2-year-old daughter a mini Chanel purse, which is reportedly worth $4,800.”

She has also been criticized for showing “too much” admiration for her husband's successes. In addition, there are photos of the two of them courtside at the Lakers game in which he supposedly looks miserable with her. People state that he would rather be there with his male friends and is forced to be there with her. The innuendo is that she was spending too much time with her husband and not letting him spend time with his guys friends.
From: https://www.newsweek.com/patrick-mahomes-family-controversies-since-super-bowl-explained-1785972

https://twitter.com/theghettogronk/status/1494370839533428749?s=61&t=pkBZZVWONgvbCNTomqk_lA

He's handsome!

She looks very unattractive here. She is not attractive. EVER.