I hit a goose and now my neighborhood is at war

[Anonymous]

I was expecting this to be about someone who accidentally hit a goose while they were driving. What you're saying is that you deliberately ran one down. That's a totally different thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In MoCo you are supposed to call animal control to investigate if you hit or injure wildlife.

I hit a deer in Potomac ... called animal control ... police officer showed up and shot it in the head with his service revolver.

I think I drove past this! Was surprised.

I was talking to an officer and he said they were confronted with severely injured deer all the time in accidents and sometimes had to do this.

In outer MoCo the deer and the geese are all over the place and the road.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Classic thread!
“I just nicked it” needs to become DCUM shorthand for a mistake that is actually far worse than initially thought.

Lorena Bobbitt (local story BTW)

[Anonymous]

I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was expecting this to be about someone who accidentally hit a goose while they were driving. What you're saying is that you deliberately ran one down. That's a totally different thing.

Sweet Jesus help us, folks are completely losing their abilities to read around here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.

[Anonymous]

Still trying to bump the thread, are you. You really need to get a life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Still trying to bump the thread, are you. You really need to get a life.

She thinks insulting other pps will stir the pot and keep things going a little while longer. This is a thread about needy social media addicts desperate for a few seconds of social media quasi-fame much more than it’s about a poor goose.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.

NP who hasn't read the whole thread - that's sad to read, not sure why you feel that no one should care about a goose - it's the same as any other animal. You're a cold and immature person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.

NP who hasn't read the whole thread - that's sad to read, not sure why you feel that no one should care about a goose - it's the same as any other animal. You're a cold and immature person.

+1000. A social media whore celebrating animal cruelty to get attention.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.

Actually there are groups like this. In DC it’s called the Humane Rescue Alliance and when I called them they came within an hour and took a bird that had struck a window to City Wildlife for rehabbing.

You’d think a needy social media whore would be more informed.

[Anonymous]

Time to say foie gras and call it a day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.


Actually there are groups like this. In DC it’s called the Humane Rescue Alliance and when I called them they came within an hour and took a bird that had struck a window to City Wildlife for rehabbing.

OMG what a ridiculous waste of time of energy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
I'm wondering if the idiotic poster who said she would get out of her car to assess whether to cal rehab stat or dead animal removal really thinks that there is some city or county paramedic service just ready to come STAT to get an injured will animal and medi vac it out for emergency treatment. Seriously, it is a goose. No one cares other than loonies.


Actually there are groups like this. In DC it’s called the Humane Rescue Alliance and when I called them they came within an hour and took a bird that had struck a window to City Wildlife for rehabbing.

OMG what a ridiculous waste of time of energy.

Animal cruelty clickbait to get attention... you’re the ridiculous waste of time and energy. You’re pointless.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Still trying to bump the thread, are you. You really need to get a life.

Yes, you really need to get a life.