No one eats in this house

[Anonymous]

I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

You are very proud of your stainless steel appliances, aren't you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Tell us why you even have people over, if you are that controlling? Just stop hosting. Live alone in your immaculate stainless steel castle. Myself, I'm cool with some crumbs and fingerprints in exchange for love and laughter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you suck as a host if you let your guests go hungry. point blank period.

You mean, if you need to eat a meal! These people are only serving one or two meals a day. That ain't right. If 4 meals is good enough for the sainted French, you better be serving 4 meals when I come visit. Breakfast, lunch, gouter and dinner!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:you suck as a host if you let your guests go hungry. point blank period.

You mean, if you need to eat a meal! These people are only serving one or two meals a day. That ain't right. If 4 meals is good enough for the sainted French, you better be serving 4 meals when I come visit. Breakfast, lunch, gouter and dinner!

Add in Elevenses and kaffee und kuchen and that's how I host! But everyone loves coming here.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

Oh good grief. I make nice holiday meals. I decorate a lovely home. I have baths and guest rooms well stocked. But I do not enjoy serving a nice brunch and then being asked what's for lunch. If you must have a gas station chili cheese dog - go to the gas station and get one. Do not bring that into my clean house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

You sound like the life of the party.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:you suck as a host if you let your guests go hungry. point blank period.

You mean, if you need to eat a meal! These people are only serving one or two meals a day. That ain't right. If 4 meals is good enough for the sainted French, you better be serving 4 meals when I come visit. Breakfast, lunch, gouter and dinner!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

Oh good grief. I make nice holiday meals. I decorate a lovely home. I have baths and guest rooms well stocked. But I do not enjoy serving a nice brunch and then being asked what's for lunch. If you must have a gas station chili cheese dog - go to the gas station and get one. Do not bring that into my clean house.

You must be a joy to be around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:you suck as a host if you let your guests go hungry. point blank period.

You mean, if you need to eat a meal! These people are only serving one or two meals a day. That ain't right. If 4 meals is good enough for the sainted French, you better be serving 4 meals when I come visit. Breakfast, lunch, gouter and dinner!

I love second breakfast! We have it frequently in my house!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

Oh good grief. I make nice holiday meals. I decorate a lovely home. I have baths and guest rooms well stocked. But I do not enjoy serving a nice brunch and then being asked what's for lunch. If you must have a gas station chili cheese dog - go to the gas station and get one. Do not bring that into my clean house.

Do you mind sharing how old you are?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

Oh good grief. I make nice holiday meals. I decorate a lovely home. I have baths and guest rooms well stocked. But I do not enjoy serving a nice brunch and then being asked what's for lunch. If you must have a gas station chili cheese dog - go to the gas station and get one. Do not bring that into my clean house.

Do you mind sharing how old you are?

You go first. How old are you?

[Anonymous]

Age aside, I have always hosted this way, pp. I go all out with decorations, plan/cook/serve beautiful meals and I simply do not enjoy tidying up after snackers and grazers.

It sounds as though I'm not the only host who feels this way, It's not an age thing. It's personal preference.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have no desire to spend my entire vacation wiping crumbs off the couches and shining fingerprints out of the stainless steel appliances. If you really must load up on powdered donuts and potato chips - Go.Out.

Why bother hosting?

Oh good grief. I make nice holiday meals. I decorate a lovely home. I have baths and guest rooms well stocked. But I do not enjoy serving a nice brunch and then being asked what's for lunch. If you must have a gas station chili cheese dog - go to the gas station and get one. Do not bring that into my clean house.

Do you mind sharing how old you are?

You go first. How old are you?

I was starving in Suffolk and 34 years old.