What your designer bag says about you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How about a Fendi bag? With the Fendi shearling toast dangling from it

You work in an industry that refers to itself as “the industry.” You have several designer bags at any given time but also sell bags often as you rotate them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Goyard tote: you wanted something obviously designer but are hoping you come off as too unique and cool for the LV Neverfull. Ya basic

This is the most accurate of all!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What says “I’m too monied to even care.”? I thought maybe an old New Yorker tote😂

Some random boutique designer purses are in their walk in closet but they rarely bring a bag. They are too rich to be lugging around their personal belongings like commoners.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What says “I’m too monied to even care.”? I thought maybe an old New Yorker tote😂

No way, that tote is for smug students studying philosophy or art history that fancy themselves to be culturally aware. It’s the NV neverfull of the “I just don’t care about designer stuff” crowd.

[Anonymous]

Frye backpack?

[Anonymous]

What about a Target bag?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What about a Target bag?

The reusable canvas kind? You, very genuinely, don’t care about fashion and this is painfully evident to all those around you. You manage to be either underdressed or overdressed for every single outing you go on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What says “I’m too monied to even care.”? I thought maybe an old New Yorker tote😂

Horseshoe Birkin (IYKYK) or Valextra.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Goyard tote: you wanted something obviously designer but are hoping you come off as too unique and cool for the LV Neverfull. Ya basic

This is the most accurate of all!

My response any time a woman tells me how the NF is basic so she went with the St. Louis: “Oh, sweetie.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Frye backpack?

Everyone wonders “why is that grown lady wearing a backpack?”. No one recognized the brand, most people assume it’s from target.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Goyard tote: you wanted something obviously designer but are hoping you come off as too unique and cool for the LV Neverfull. Ya basic

This is the most accurate of all!

My response any time a woman tells me how the NF is basic so she went with the St. Louis: “Oh, sweetie.”

I want one and this is me to a T. Uggh.

[Anonymous]

Proenza Schouler

[Anonymous]

I prefer old school Kate Spade and now like Frances Valentine. I love Spartina totes for beach bags/summer vacations.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I prefer old school Kate Spade and now like Frances Valentine. I love Spartina totes for beach bags/summer vacations.

Then you must really love Nordstrom rack.

[Anonymous]

Cuyana leather tote?