I’ve always wondered what the inside looked like

[Anonymous]

Ew

[Anonymous]

As ugly on the inside as the outside. Terrible layout and location.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually love this except the kitchen, but the kitchen is a whole mess, yikes. The street view is concerning, looks like a giant trampoline right next door? Eyesore, constant screaming, NOPE.

Well, we agree on the kitchen. It's terrible! It's like MC Escher meets the 80s.

[Anonymous]

Yikes. That architect should have been fired.

[Anonymous]

Definitely appealing to the foreign crowd who thinks Dallas is high society.

[Anonymous]

I can’t tell if this is a house or some sort of mixed use development.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is happening in the main kitchen with that big black frame? Is that just decorative, or a pantry or something?

It’s like living in an Escher painting.

[Anonymous]

It looks like it was designed by an architect who usually does offices and conference centers

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It looks like it was designed by an architect who usually does offices and conference centers

Nailed it.

[Anonymous]

It strikes me as a bit soulless

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I actually love this except the kitchen, but the kitchen is a whole mess, yikes. The street view is concerning, looks like a giant trampoline right next door? Eyesore, constant screaming, NOPE.

Well, we agree on the kitchen. It's terrible! It's like MC Escher meets the 80s.

Maybe they are opening a Benihana

[Anonymous]

It can be yours for $2.5M or so:

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Chevy-Chase/6306-Wisconsin-Ave-20815/home/10643774

[Anonymous]

I don’t hate it! I would totally buy it if it was not on Wisconsin and more like 1.8. Great space for guests and it’s open.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What a bizarre mish-mash of styles and finishes. I can’t imagine that an architect or designer were involved in the development of that thing. Makes me sad.

This.

Also why are there so many futons?!! If you're paying $2.5M for a house, why would you need couches that lay flat? I realize this is the stager's choices maybe, but so weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Definitely appealing to the foreign crowd who thinks Dallas is high society.

I don't think you've ever been to Dallas. The quality of architecture is surprisingly very high. Some of it is over the top and gaudy but the new housing in the Park Cities and North Dallas is far superior to most of the McCraftsmen and "modernist" Lego boxes aka dental offices masquerading as houses in the DMV.