| I just put out on the first date and it was amazing. I’ve never done that. |
| Do a background check. |
Bless you my child. Bless you. |
Call me after 10:30 as I’m busy until then. Wait, make it 11:00 as my Fox & Friends friends will be kissing my hands. BTW, do you like small hands? The Donald |
Me. too. I regretted it for a minute, but we have seen each other 3 more times since. |
OMG grandma, no one follows that ridiculous book from decades ago! |
| When you’re aroused. Bonus points if he is too, but mostly: get what you want when you want it, girl. |
This is rape. Imagine if a man said this to another man. |