How to tell man you want sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Men will sleep with any women at any time. All the woman has to is show interest.

Nah. If you are fat, trashy, deformed, or obviously crazy, I’ll pass.

What if you don’t realize she has a wooden leg until she’s naked? Would you leave then, or stay and do her to avoid making her feel awkward about her wooden leg?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. So do I have to wait for him to invite me out again? Or can I contact him and say I want sex?

Somewhere, there is a woman who doesn't have to figure out how to ask that man to have sex....because he already asked HER.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think (and hope) no one is actually advising the OP to grab his junk and this is meant in a mostly joking manner. I read things like this and get a little uncomfortable as a woman because if the sexes were turned, it wouldn’t be cute or funny if the woman didn’t like it. We should give men the same respect and not just assume they’d like to be touched inappropriately out of nowhere.

But we’re not talking about the roles being reversed.

I mean...why don’t men deserve the same respect we demand from them? I’m not trying to start a debate here but it’s such a double standard and it upsets me that women think things like that are okay and would so casually suggest them. Making a flirty comment about sex or making the first move, totally fine, but IMO not okay to touch a man just because he’s a man (and according to this thread all men are sex-crazed monsters so it’s okay!).

But we are (sex crazed monsters). Yes please touch our junk!

Agreed. I’d be flattered if some woman I like did that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Men will sleep with any women at any time. All the woman has to is show interest.

Nah. If you are fat, trashy, deformed, or obviously crazy, I’ll pass.

This is the most BS myth pushed. You think any average looking dude with $10 in his wallet would ump at the chance to sleep with Oprah? Or Roseanne Barr? Or Sarah Sanders? Nope.

Now think of above average looking dudes with even a modicum of game. That's me. I've turned down women more times than I can count. I have zero interest in screwing some 45 year old, 165lb flabby beast.

It's incredibly rare these days that I even see a woman north of, say, 35 that I would even consider screwing. There are simply too many attractive, thin, in shape, non baggage carrying 28 year olds out there to even consider anything else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I grab his hand and let him feel how wet I am. That sends a strong signal of consent and desire.

Big fan of this. I'm a man.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Men will sleep with any women at any time. All the woman has to is show interest.

Nah. If you are fat, trashy, deformed, or obviously crazy, I’ll pass.

What if you don’t realize she has a wooden leg until she’s naked? Would you leave then, or stay and do her to avoid making her feel awkward about her wooden leg?

"Forgetting to mention" she has a wooden leg is pretty much like "forgetting to mention" she has a d!ck. Bye Felicia!

[Anonymous]

Works every time. Go the bathroom, wash your hands, dip a finger in there, walk out. Grab an hor d’oeuvre with napkin with other hand. Find your mark, get him alone.

Fake he’s got something on his upper lip, oh let me get that for you, and wipe your wet finger under his nose casually with your now empty napkin. Within 10 seconds, you’ll know, by his reaction.

Savor that 2-3s WTF moment. And stare him in the eyes.

[Anonymous]

Get on all fours, shake your butt like a cat in heat and say meow... I know it’s not verbal, if that doesn’t get his attention, I doubt anything else will...

[Anonymous]

I'm married and have been for a long time and here is how I tell my husband I want to have sex. It's 10:30 and he is in his office reading or watching TV. I walk by and say that I am going to bed but I'm going to take a shower first and would he like to join me. It works every time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Men will sleep with any women at any time. All the woman has to is show interest.

Nah. If you are fat, trashy, deformed, or obviously crazy, I’ll pass.

This is the most BS myth pushed. You think any average looking dude with $10 in his wallet would ump at the chance to sleep with Oprah? Or Roseanne Barr? Or Sarah Sanders? Nope.

Now think of above average looking dudes with even a modicum of game. That's me. I've turned down women more times than I can count. I have zero interest in screwing some 45 year old, 165lb flabby beast.

It's incredibly rare these days that I even see a woman north of, say, 35 that I would even consider screwing. There are simply too many attractive, thin, in shape, non baggage carrying 28 year olds out there to even consider anything else.

This made me laugh. Riiiight. Sure. Okay. You go get that no issue 28 year old with your dad bod.

[Anonymous]

I know this is waaaaay off topic, but give me an older woman any day of the week.

[Anonymous]

With you r big adult words.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Works every time. Go the bathroom, wash your hands, dip a finger in there, walk out. Grab an hor d’oeuvre with napkin with other hand. Find your mark, get him alone.

Fake he’s got something on his upper lip, oh let me get that for you, and wipe your wet finger under his nose casually with your now empty napkin. Within 10 seconds, you’ll know, by his reaction.

Savor that 2-3s WTF moment. And stare him in the eyes.

That sounds like disgusting

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Works every time. Go the bathroom, wash your hands, dip a finger in there, walk out. Grab an hor d’oeuvre with napkin with other hand. Find your mark, get him alone.

Fake he’s got something on his upper lip, oh let me get that for you, and wipe your wet finger under his nose casually with your now empty napkin. Within 10 seconds, you’ll know, by his reaction.

Savor that 2-3s WTF moment. And stare him in the eyes.

I’m so confused. What am I doing with the hot d’oeurve? Am I wiping my no no place mixed with food on his upper lip?

[Anonymous]

Go into the bathroom, stick an olive up your vag, leave it in there for 3-4 minutes. Fish it out. Then take your mark. When he comes over, stick the olive in his mouth. Tell him he better chew or he’ll choke. This will get you sex.