Girlfriend Won’t Spend The Night..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pooping in front of a new boyfriend is terrifying.

This.

Are you 15? Everyone poops.

[b]I refused to poop until I got engaged to DH. Since I’m a morning pooper I would leave in the early morning because I knew I had to poop by a certain time.[b]

That's absurd. I do not understand the DCUM paranoia about having others realize you poop.

We all poop. It always stinks. Why is this something anyone is ashamed of???

[Anonymous]

Reasons I might not spend the night:
-the guy snores
-his bed isn't comfortable
-his apartment isn't clean
-he hasn't invited me to leave contact lens solution or other toiletries at his place or clean underwear or pjs
-it's a weeknight and going back to my place to shower and dress in the morning involves a long metro road or traffic versus being able to take a quick uber home at night when there is now traffic.

So things you can do:
-clean your place
-have clean sheets and a good mattress
-tell her she is welcome to leave toiletries and some clothes there
-sleep at her place
-if you snore get it checked out.

[Anonymous]

- she is married
- she is not as exclusive as you think

All serious options that would appear on the first page of this thread if the genders were reversed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You get to have sex and she leaves.

Then you can watch tv, sleep in peace, etc

What’s the issue again?

Exactly. What exactly are you complaining about, OP?

[Anonymous]

I dated a guy I really, really, really liked. Wouldn't sleep over because his bathroom was filthy - no way I was taking a shower over there.

OP, maybe she's too polite (or timid) to say anything. Maybe spring to get your place professionally cleaned and just casually mention it to the girlfriend. See if she seems more eager to come over.

Or - is her car parked in a visitor spot? Have you offered her one of your parking passes so she isn't in danger of being towed?

[Anonymous]

Perhaps she doesn’t want you to see her w/out makeup on.

Or she has really bad breath in the morning.

Or maybe she’s embarrassed because she farts in her sleep.

Likely she poops in the morning & doesn’t want to do it at your place until she knows you better.

[Anonymous]

give it another month... if she's still not staying after 4 months of exclusive dating with sex then something is off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No thanks for morning sex.

You don't know what you are missing.

[Anonymous]

If this was a guy refusing to stay the night with a woman, we'd have at least 2 "he's married" comments by now.

[Anonymous]

You are just one of many of her FBs. Get yourself tested.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If this was a guy refusing to stay the night with a woman, we'd have at least 2 "he's married" comments by now.

There have been more than that number on this post about a woman, so your comment is useless. Thanks for contributing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If this was a guy refusing to stay the night with a woman, we'd have at least 2 "he's married" comments by now.

There have been at least 2 "she's married" comments. So stfu, please.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Reasons I might not spend the night:
-the guy snores
-his bed isn't comfortable
-his apartment isn't clean
-he hasn't invited me to leave contact lens solution or other toiletries at his place or clean underwear or pjs
-it's a weeknight and going back to my place to shower and dress in the morning involves a long metro road or traffic versus being able to take a quick uber home at night when there is now traffic.

So things you can do:
-clean your place
-have clean sheets and a good mattress
-tell her she is welcome to leave toiletries and some clothes there
-sleep at her place
-if you snore get it checked out.

+1

It sucks to spend the night at someone's house without your stuff, and who wants to pack all that up every time? Like, you're going on a date, and you have to pack your clothes for the next day and all your toiletries? Or else go home to get ready? Sucks. And if you have to work the next day, it's even more of a pain.

[Anonymous]

I never once slept at DHs place when we were dating because I a) had a dog and b) had a nice apartment by myself while he had a bunch of roommates in a grungy row home. Also, like many people, DH was tidy but not necessarily clean before we got married. So he hung up his towels consistently but rarely washed them, tidied up his bathroom but rarely/never scrubbed it. I just really preferred being in my nice clean apartment.

[Anonymous]

She needs to pop her pills.