It's been 1 yr since I've had sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have a glass of wine and give him a BJ or a TJ. Seriously, you need to get back on that horse.

What is a tj?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have a glass of wine and give him a BJ or a TJ. Seriously, you need to get back on that horse.

What is a tj?

Go through your list of sex words, how many words are there beginning with T? Not that many really.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Have a glass of wine and give him a BJ or a TJ. Seriously, you need to get back on that horse.

What is a tj?

Go through your list of sex words, how many words are there beginning with T? Not that many really.

A tickle job!

[Anonymous]

Eww.
Who thinks a woman looks "sexy" pumping her breasts to nourish a child??!

Lol.

Anyway why didn't you have sex during your pregnancy? This is a bit unusual to me.

I totally get why you wouldn't be thinking of sex at this time.
You are recovering from a major surgical procedure while at the same time caring for a demanding infant.

The house is probably a disaster & you haven't washed your hair in days.

Who in the world would even be thinking of sex????!!

[Anonymous]

I have no idea what a tj is either

[Anonymous]

Tug job

[Anonymous]

Google suggests it is a toe job. Surely you meant something else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eww.
Who thinks a woman looks "sexy" pumping her breasts to nourish a child??!

Lol.

Anyway why didn't you have sex during your pregnancy? This is a bit unusual to me.

I totally get why you wouldn't be thinking of sex at this time.
You are recovering from a major surgical procedure while at the same time caring for a demanding infant.

The house is probably a disaster & you haven't washed your hair in days.

Who in the world would even be thinking of sex????!!

Oh, come one. The poor guy hasn't had sex in a year. He is desperate, I am sure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you haven't answered whether or not this is a problem for you or your husband. Do either of you want to have sex with the other?

I mentioned he has been hinting at it since we came home from the hospital . Yes he does want to .

He's only "hinting"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you haven't answered whether or not this is a problem for you or your husband. Do either of you want to have sex with the other?

I mentioned he has been hinting at it since we came home from the hospital . Yes he does want to .

He's only "hinting"?

I think OP is "BS"ing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you haven't answered whether or not this is a problem for you or your husband. Do either of you want to have sex with the other?

I mentioned he has been hinting at it since we came home from the hospital . Yes he does want to .

He's only "hinting"?

He hints in between banging his AP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you haven't answered whether or not this is a problem for you or your husband. Do either of you want to have sex with the other?

I mentioned he has been hinting at it since we came home from the hospital . Yes he does want to .

He's only "hinting"?

He hints in between banging his AP.

He didn't make love to his wife for 9 months.

He does not have an AP. He's not much of a man.

[Anonymous]

Nobody "wants" to have sex. But we do it occasionally because we feel like we should.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You probably should continue to abstain so you two whackos don't conceive again. Carry on with current plan.

+1

+2

+3

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tug job

Tongue job??

Tonsil Jabber?

Tit jizzinator?

I'm running out of body parts here and interesting J verbs ...

Tandem jackassism!

Sorry.