Today is my girlfriend's birthday

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stay home with your family. Part of dating a married man is that when conflicts like this come up, you play second fiddle to his family.

The problem for OP is that he knows that his "GF" already has another man ready to step in as soon as drops the ball.

Trust me. dude. You'll be at home on family night and you'll know she's out with another man. Trust me on this, too. As soon as you leave your wife for your "GF", she'll dump you because you clearly not LTR material. Oh, and 100% gaurenteed your wife finds out sooner or later. Then she dumps you anyway. You're fucked, bro.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Work Emergency
Flat tire/Car trouble
Late dinner w/gf after you put in some face time with your family
Voluntary isolation for Ebola-like symptoms

Troll or not I am really enjoying these comments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You should probably keep the girlfriend happy if you don't want her to start causing problems. My crystal ball is telling me you don't use condoms and she says she's on the pill. Amirite?

To be fair, if you are educated and upper-class you don't need to use condoms. STDs are for poor people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Stay home with your family. Part of dating a married man is that when conflicts like this come up, you play second fiddle to his family.

The problem for OP is that he knows that his "GF" already has another man ready to step in as soon as drops the ball.

Trust me. dude. You'll be at home on family night and you'll know she's out with another man. Trust me on this, too. As soon as you leave your wife for your "GF", she'll dump you because you clearly not LTR material. Oh, and 100% gaurenteed your wife finds out sooner or later. Then she dumps you anyway. You're fucked, bro.

So, so true. I was the GF in this scenario.

[Anonymous]

If you are going to have a side gf, make sure she is ugly. Ugly women cause no problems

[Anonymous]

So, OP, what did you do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Troll fail. No player is spending his Friday on DCUM.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

Whatever. They are all extremely selfish and self-centered.

That's funny. Just for the record, you're a complete fucking moron. Your GF is fucking other men, and your wife will find out about your GF. GL with that whole mess.

[Anonymous]

Love this thread.

[Anonymous]

Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.

[Anonymous]

I say order pizza for the wifey and the kiddos and go hang out w/the girlfriend. You'll have waay more fun, I promise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.

What did you give for birthday gift?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.

What kind of a boyfriend are you ?

You suck soooooo badly I hope she met a married man who can give her the attention she deserves and ignores your texts!

You're a lame ass for choosing to stay cooped up at home with your boring ass family. The sex would've been outta this world-not vanilla married sex.

[Anonymous]

You suck, OP. Should've gone out with the OW so DW would've been justified in spending time with her boyfriend.

[Anonymous]

You suck, OP. Should've gone out with the OW so DW would've been justified in spending time with her boyfriend.