Today is my girlfriend's birthday

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:35! Man, you must not be either good-looking or rich. That bitch is way over the hill. You need an upgrade to a fresher, younger model.

Have you tried Craigslist? Adult Friend Finder? Tinder?

No. That was the point of dating a woman my age. She wouldn't want a lot of attention like a younger fresh out of college DC gal.

Sounds like she's not filling the role you intended for her, time to cut her loose and find someone else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:35! Man, you must not be either good-looking or rich. That bitch is way over the hill. You need an upgrade to a fresher, younger model.

Have you tried Craigslist? Adult Friend Finder? Tinder?

No. That was the point of dating a woman my age. She wouldn't want a lot of attention like a younger fresh out of college DC gal.

Sounds like she's not filling the role you intended for her, time to cut her loose and find someone else.

Too funny! Hoisted by your own petard, I guess.

Never occurred to you that a 35 year old woman might want something more than to get laid every now and then?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A real player would have dumped the GF just before her birthday. Repeat before Christmas and Valentines day.

Avoid all the major crap. Have amazing make up sex, keep her wanting more, and on a tight leash.

Cheating Bastards 101

+1

[Anonymous]

Tell her you'll take her out Monday night. Go somewhere fancy like Red Lobster.

[Anonymous]

Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

Whatever. They are all extremely selfish and self-centered.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

Whatever. They are all extremely selfish and self-centered.

and that makes you...?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

She's really got you wrapped around her finger,

Basically you're saying you'd rather spend the evening with your wife and kids but you don't have the balls to turn down your girlfriend.

[Anonymous]

Time to cut her loose.

[Anonymous]

Troll fail. No player is spending his Friday on DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.

I can't imagine why.

Whatever. They are all extremely selfish and self-centered.

and that makes you...?

a really bored, lonely and fucking loser of a 15 year old who's not at school today

[Anonymous]

No troll. I'm sitting in my office hoping that this doesn't blow up in my face.

[Anonymous]

You should probably keep the girlfriend happy if you don't want her to start causing problems. My crystal ball is telling me you don't use condoms and she says she's on the pill. Amirite?