Husband Annoys Me...You?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

If he also burped, it would be a trifecta! Consider yourself lucky that he doesn't give you a Dutch oven. Or that he doesn't poop when he means to fart. Or blow burp breath on you.

My dear ladies, it can always get worse. Always. As long as we have bodily function, it can get worse. But I bet most of your DH can also be gentle, loving, affectionate, compassionate, funny, and considerate partners. At least I hope so. Farting, burping, and sneezing aside, of course.

What's a Dutch oven in this context? Please explain!

PP here. Never mind,. I just googled it.
Peeeyew.

[Anonymous]

When he sneezes or can't breathe through his nose