Husband Annoys Me...You?

[Anonymous]

Men are just annoying and gross. Mine is a phlegmy throat clearer, makes gagging noises when he brushes his teeth, and eats like a wild animal.

He does not fart, pick anything, or sit around scratching, luckily.

I find that if they give you good sex, it smooths over some of their annoyingness.

[Anonymous]

These are funny. I guess it's called life. lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow.. me too! OP here! Also, he drives me nuts when he eats! Esp. cereal. Why does he have to chomp so damn loud and THEN SLURP! WHY?! I feel bad for the poor guy.. cuz like another poster said, "he was probably always like this."

Does yours also chew with his mouth open and smack his lips and breathe really heavily? Argh, listening to mine eat cereal is an assault on my hearing!

[Anonymous]

No, he eats that fiber one cereal that tastes like cardboard. He doesn't chew with his mouth open or breathe heavy. He has eaten out in the garage though cuz some mornings.. it's like nails on a chalkboard.

[Anonymous]

"you annoy me"

+1. Follow the advice of the PP and work on focusing on the positives. Otherwise, you're going to be the poster wondering how to handle the fact that her husband is serving her divorce papers.

[Anonymous]

This thread is making me really grateful to be a lesbian.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

Well, he'll implode if he held it in...

That would explode.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is making me really grateful to be a lesbian.

Really? Nothing about your partner/spouse drives you crazy or annoys you? I mean, I'm a female snd I bet my spouse could come up with a list of things about me that annoy him.

[Anonymous]

Yes, your husband also annoys me. Thank you for asking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

Wow. I, on the other hand, find that so very hot. Much like you must think of your silent sneakstinkbombs.

[Anonymous]

OMG, 14:15 "eats like a wild animal!" I cannot stop laughing! Thank you! (I am sorry for you you though but I am sure he's great otherwise)!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

Sneezing? seriously?

You should come to my house. My DH walks around all night farting. Sometimes they are stinky and I get mad, but other than that, I really don't care. My dad used to fart all the time. you get used to it. Men are like that. Were you expecting prince charming to never fart or burp? Or sneeze?

Sheesh!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

If he also burped, it would be a trifecta! Consider yourself lucky that he doesn't give you a Dutch oven. Or that he doesn't poop when he means to fart. Or blow burp breath on you.

My dear ladies, it can always get worse. Always. As long as we have bodily function, it can get worse. But I bet most of your DH can also be gentle, loving, affectionate, compassionate, funny, and considerate partners. At least I hope so. Farting, burping, and sneezing aside, of course.

[Anonymous]

No?
I have two kids and we're busy. DH is still sexy to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When my husband sneezes or farts (he can't do either quietly) I get SO mad. But that's about the only thing that truly annoys me.

If he also burped, it would be a trifecta! Consider yourself lucky that he doesn't give you a Dutch oven. Or that he doesn't poop when he means to fart. Or blow burp breath on you.

My dear ladies, it can always get worse. Always. As long as we have bodily function, it can get worse. But I bet most of your DH can also be gentle, loving, affectionate, compassionate, funny, and considerate partners. At least I hope so. Farting, burping, and sneezing aside, of course.

What's a Dutch oven in this context? Please explain!