Worst Name?

[Anonymous]

Some years back I came across a gynecologist with the name:

Harry Beaver.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Thor

I actually like Thor - good old Icelandic name

Palling around with terrorists!

http://www.indefence.is/

[Anonymous]

Englebert, Broomhilda, Dick, Fannie

[Anonymous]

Broomhilda is a cartoon character. The name id Brunhilde.

Still a bad name.

[Anonymous]

I've met some poor girls saddled with drag queen/stripper names, all of them lovely people with unfortunate names: Tequila, Misty, Crystal Waters, Winter Raine. Think about it -- winter rain is sleet.

[Anonymous]

Martin Martin (same first and last name).

[Anonymous]

A friend of mine knew a woman by the name of Marijuana Pepsi-Cola Jackson. I tried to get my DH to name our first born this, but he likes Coca Cola better.

I am not a big fan of the name Candy, and came across one who married a man with the last name Disch.

[Anonymous]

These are all really bad. From when I lived up in Philadelphia.

Devil (pronounced dee-veel)
Finesse (like the shampoo)
Placenta
Female (pronounces fe-mal-ee)
King A and King B (twins)
Caesarian D'Lia (as in "Caesarian delivery")
Semaj (the father's name spelled backwards)
Diamonique (QVC's cubic zirconia brand)
Lochia (medical term for a woman's post-childbirth menstruation)

And the absolute worst... ShXXhead (pronounced sha-theed) Poor thing is probably about 13 now. What were those parents thinking.

[Anonymous]

I went to high school with a George Washington.

He was in trouble a lot, and we heard his name over the loud speaker every afternoon on the "report to afterschool detention" call.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, perhaps this wasn't the best thread someone could start. But I will withhold judgement about the OP's intent, and add a few names that came up when we were all sharing horrible name stories at a friend's dinner.

Read Story (A child I babysat in highschool)

Roger Dodger (My mom's college boyfriend. Sounds suspicious though. Have you ever met a "Dodger")

Harold Bush (an actual practicing gyno in Charlottesville who prefers his nickname "Harry." He is in the phonebook)

Chardonney Smith (What the really nice woman who works at Giant in my neighborhood named her daughter. She rang up wine a lot, and liked the sound of this. I think it is pretty)

Lots more that are escaping me now, but we had a good time with this little parlor game. So let's go easy on the OP. Throw this topic out the next time you have some friends over, and it is really funny.


(and apologies Mrs. Smith if you are reading this.)

Thanks for this. I am glad we turned this thread around!!

[Anonymous]

olive.

[Anonymous]

twins named Today and Tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

Randy.

[Anonymous]

My Dh is watching football and I was prompted to think of this thread - Plexico. I believe he is one of the NY Giants. The name sounds like one of those marketing firm-made up names for corporations!

[Anonymous]

You're all so IGNORANT sometimes...
I understand silly names with American words but did you know that some of the "weird" names pointed here are considered beautiful or even common in other countries/cultures?
You should open your mind a little bit and understand that the world does NOT revolve around "America".