You know you're old when...

Anonymous
Your financial advisor recommends more conservative investments.
Anonymous
When you realize you're much older than your OB/GYN.
Anonymous
When the cute sales guy at J. Crew approaches you like he knows you, and then asks if you are his co-workers mom......
Anonymous

When you browse through the issue of People magazine where they show the most beautiful men grouped by age (decade style - 20s, 30s, etc.) and you cannot even look at the men in the 20s section because it makes you feel dirty. I now start at the 40 YO section. Sigh.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:" Mam" . Kiss of death. Also, watching the Oscars and thinking "WTF,who are all these new actors".


Just saw the list of this year's nominees - never heard of ANY of the supporting actress nominees. Luckily the other acting categories are filled with lots of oldtimers. Yay Christopher Plummer!!
Anonymous
When men stare at you driving your car because it's expensive and your're blond, keeping staring, then cringe when they get closer and realize you are almost 50. LOL!!
Anonymous
Very funny thread! Mam is an insult I think. Like when someone "mams" you. You realize you need an new OBGYN because your one you have had forever is really old! Young guys talk to you, but it dawns on you that you remind them of mom
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Very funny thread! Mam is an insult I think. Like when someone "mams" you. You realize you need an new OBGYN because your one you have had forever is really old! Young guys talk to you, but it dawns on you that you remind them of mom


You need a new therapist because the comforting mother figure is a decade past retirement age now!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Very funny thread! Mam is an insult I think. Like when someone "mams" you. You realize you need an new OBGYN because your one you have had forever is really old! Young guys talk to you, but it dawns on you that you remind them of mom


You need a new therapist because the comforting mother figure is a decade past retirement age now!

The boys like a younger looking mom figure -- they are even worse at guessing age than anybody.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Everything is too sweet, and the portions are too large.
Actually I think there's also been a change in portion size in the US over the decades. It's not just you!
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