You know you're old when...
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Anonymous
| you get invited to two parties on New Year's Day but none on New Year's Eve. |
Anonymous
| used a slide rule |
Anonymous
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You get a reminder in the mail for your mammogram and your colonoscopy...
On the same day. |
Anonymous
| ....your kid asks you how many computers you had in your kindergarten classroom, and it takes you a few minutes to stop laughing so you can answer. |
Anonymous
| You are going out to dinner with your kids and you sit in the back! |
Anonymous
| Your co-workers are closer to your kid's age then your own |
Anonymous
HA! This has me laughing, and crying. |
Anonymous
| You start getting junkmail from AARP |
Anonymous
I started getting that at 32. Everything hurts. All the time. |
Anonymous
| You mention Charlie Chaplain movies and no-one knows what you are talking about |
Anonymous
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Anonymous
| When you remember the bump dance. |
Anonymous
| The grocery store baggers keep offering to carry out your groceries to the car, even when the weather's nice, you're dressed in running/exercise clothes, and you think you seem healthy and energetic. |
Anonymous
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You start to look like your mother...sigh.....
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Anonymous
| You pee your pants when you laugh. |