You know you're old when...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You start getting junkmail from AARP

I started getting that at 32.

Everything hurts. All the time.

same here! but at 28

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You start getting junkmail from AARP

I started getting that at 32.

Everything hurts. All the time.

same here! but at 28

They keep sending our 13-year-old son promos for different insurance and investment programs. You're never too young to join, I guess!

[Anonymous]

Everything is too sweet, and the portions are too large.

[Anonymous]

When your daughter's kindergarten teacher's FIL went to school with DH.

[Anonymous]

When you can't be bothered to figure out Twitter or Tumblr, and your kids think they're lame anyway.

[Anonymous]

When you tell your kids that when you were growing up you only had 4 channels on TV and there was no such thing as cable! Also that Pong was the first video game and we were blown away by it!!!

[Anonymous]

You get called "mam" by someone who looks close to your own age or when someone offers a seat on the bus ( even after you've run a mad dash to catch it)...or you talk about some old tv show like Leave it to Beaver re-runs and people look at you like you're from Mars (or the old folks home!)

[Anonymous]

PP. I am laughing. I can understand.
The technology thing makes me feel very old.

[Anonymous]

" Mam" . Kiss of death. Also, watching the Oscars and thinking "WTF,who are all these new actors".

[Anonymous]

You are told by a cute college age man that your perfume is "comforting". lol.

[Anonymous]

When you are old enough to be the mother of some of the people you work with.

Cellulite on arms when you used to be a toothpick.

Friends start dying of things other than accidents.

Everyother person you used to know back in the day has become an alcoholic because by a certain age life has dealt so many blows and drinking is the only way some people know how to handle it.

[Anonymous]

Film and reruns of shows/news clips from my twenties are so faded and old looking its shocking.

Led Zeppelin is as old as Vaudeville was when Led was new.

P.S. I will be 50 this year and this is all dawning on me. Jeez.

[Anonymous]

When the president is your age.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: . . . . watching the Oscars and thinking "WTF,who are all these new actors".

Or when the experienced actors start looking so old.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you get invited to two parties on New Year's Day but none on New Year's Eve.

I would LOVE this. My friends and I are pre-empting whatever plans our husbands have in mind next year and planning a brunch or something well in advance. No expensive babysitter and adequate sleep!