What are your New Year’s resolutions?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No masturbating
No DCUM
1 coffee a day
Exercise 5 times a week
Delete all social media apps

Why on earth not?

[Anonymous]

Get a personal trainer and focus on strength training. I've lost weight on a GLP1 and muscle loss is a real issue.

Work on the book I've wanted to write since I got my MFA over a decade ago.

Till and plant something in the garden. Moved into a home with a garden and greenhouse, and I'm enchanted ... but have I've never grown anything, let alone food in a garden. Trying to figure that out. Probably tomatoes, herbs, and something else? To start?

[Anonymous]

Let husband in the back door if he lets me in his first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will shower after every poop

Just get a bidet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let husband in the back door if he lets me in his first.

Seems fair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Improve my handwriting . . . it's pretty good but used to be impeccable when I was writing by hand more often. The plan is to dedicate time to practice and try to get the magic back.

I did a thing a few years ago where I bought a water color type notebook and a set of fine point markers

And I practiced different types of handwriting by reminding myself of all the TV and cable and streaming shows I wanted to watch because every day you somehow forget

2 birds one stone type of thing

[Anonymous]

My new year's resolution is to have it not be 2025 anymore

[Anonymous]

Lose 20 pounds.
Walk an hour at least days a week unless it's icy footing.
Do my PF and neck exercises. Every day.
Clean up the heaps of EOBs and medical emails and insurance shit just all over my office. Even if it's just shoving it in a box. (Nightmarish insurance snafu resulting in endless EOBs and rebillings by providers, not our fault.)
Organize 2026 insurance stuff and file it from the get go

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My new year's resolution is to have it not be 2025 anymore

YES!!!

[Anonymous]

Probably what mine have been for the past decade:

✅ Lose weight

✅ Stop buying water in plastic bottles

✅ Did I mention drop a few lbs.??!

Lol!

[Anonymous]

bumping now that we are close.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sleep with a pregnant woman. Did it once before and it was amazing.

I believe my husband gave me 5 kids for this short sighted reason

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let husband in the back door if he lets me in his first.

Degenerate and boring

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sleep with a pregnant woman. Did it once before and it was amazing.

I believe my husband gave me 5 kids for this short sighted reason

You know, you could have used birth control to prevent him from doing this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let husband in the back door if he lets me in his first.

Degenerate and boring

Why so?