She already did, three posts above. |
| This is OP. I'm already wishing I had insisted on going skiing or anything else besides cooking a turkey. I'll let you know how it goes once I find the motivation to start! |
Thanks for the update! It truly is a miracle. I was going to suggest par-cooking and then dismantling the thing. But I think turkey is stupid and needing the whole bird presentation is dumb! So good luck cooking the whole dumb bird and you can always disassemble it and air fry the pieces! |
Im glad you thawed it!! |
This. |
Much easier method: Turkey in a plastic garbage bag, put in a cooler. (I'm assuming a turkey wrapped in plastic inside the netting from the supermarket, I have no idea how heritage turkeys are handled by producers.)F ill with cold water. Keep in mind when you submerge the turkey water level will come up so leave space for that. The you must submerge the turkey. This year I had a 22 pound turkey, cooler was big enough to accommodate a 9 by 13 cake pan, I put a cast iron frying pan inside that--sometimes it's tricky to set up the weight because the turkey is both buoyant and rounded. Close the cooler. A guest was contributing the turkey and it hadn't come out of her freezer until Monday night and thawed barely a quarter inch in by Wednesday afternoon. Went in the cooler 6 pm Wednesday, by 10 am I just had to get the ice out of the cavity by running cold water into the cavity, then making sure the area around the cavity was not frozen. I certainly have never had a sink big enough to dedicate to cold water turkey thawing, or emptying and refilling some big container. This way the water stays barely above freezing (colder than anything in my fridge) and I'm dealing with large amounts of water just twice. |
This |
| This is OP. By some miracle, my turkey was thawed and ready to cook Thursday morning - and, while I generally hate turkey - was able to produce a genuinely great turkey. To be fair, I mostly supervised the actual cooking of it but it came out really well. |
| Yay! |
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Spatchcock it and cook it flat from semi-frozen. Use cold water to thaw it enough that you can manipulate it/crack it flat.
This will require a good pair of bone shears. |