What is this type of jargon called?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bespoke and curated are so overused they are like nails on a chalkboard to me now.

On a positive note, everything our kids make in preschool is bespoke (only 1, made for you) and curated (by the teacher).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

That sounds like Megan markle

You sound like a racist a-hole. So cringe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bespoke and curated are so overused they are like nails on a chalkboard to me now.

On a positive note, everything our kids make in preschool is bespoke (only 1, made for you) and curated (by the teacher).

Each unique in its own way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

I don't think, intentionality is a real word.

It definitely is.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

I don't think, intentionality is a real word.

It definitely is.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

Someone needs to embiggen their vocabulary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

That sounds like Megan markle

You sound like a racist a-hole. So cringe.

It’s not remotely racist to think Megan Markle is a pretentious snot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Flowery

It’s not flowery but incoherent

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, this website is douchey but you're also a douche for clearly posting your frenemy's jobby website so we could all laugh at her. Which, again, I will do but you don't seem great either.

Op, this person has a point. Because you posted the entirety of the description plus info about yourself and your opinion “the jewelry is hideous”, it’s readily googleable by your friend and I suspect they will know who you are. You might want to ask the moderator to take this post down.

Personally, I agree with you and hate the word “curate” but you’ve given too much info.

[Anonymous]

The term for this is GOOPy

Tell he she sounds just like Gwyneth Paltrow.

She'll take it as a compliment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The term for this is GOOPy

Tell he she sounds just like Gwyneth Paltrow.

She'll take it as a compliment.

We have a winner!

Now, OP, get this deleted.

[Anonymous]

I went to the website, it’s not my cup of tea and the language is typical of that Paltrow/Markle word salad style, however this is a woman who has created a product and is, it seems, successfully marketing it and that I applaud. Good for her. I like that she uses older models and I say good for her! I think the OP is jealous.

[Anonymous]

Everything cost 10x what they should.